Roger was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. Liz was
really angry. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find
a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and
IT BETTER BE THERE."
The next morning, Roger got up early and left for work. When Liz
woke up, she looked out the window, and, sure enough, there was
a gift-wrapped box in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, she put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and brought
the box back into the house. She opened it, and found . . . a
brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral services for Roger have been scheduled for Friday.
Roger forgot his wedding anniversary 
:lucky:
