A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the
bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw
an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was
addressed, "Dad."
With the worst premonition, and trembling hands, he opened the
letter and read:
"Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had
to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene
with Mom and you.
I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice,
but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her
piercings, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes, and because she
is so much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant. Stacy says
that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and
has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.
We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened
my eyes to the fact that marijuana does not really hurt anyone.
We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other
people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for
AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!
Don't worry, Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to
know your grandchildren.
Love,
Your son KYLE
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life
than the report card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you!
AllenT, be careful with using it for the wife. When she reads the part about running off with a woman, your key might not fit the doorlocks when you get back!!!!!!!
__________________ Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself – Twain.
Yeah Allen T, some women can only read so much bad news... keep it short. LOL Good Job Ox, one for you on the good side. You got alot of making up to do though.
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"Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God." Benjamin Franklin
AP...if I'd known you were keeping score, I would have posted more X rated posts...the kind you really like. But...Chris wouldn't allow me that much slack...before he would fire me.
