[Apollyon67]

One morning a Oxford took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. "What the ? ? ?" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.


"April," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"



She shot back: "It's not talcum powder. It's
'Miracle Grow'."

[ash]

So that's what that stuff was.

Err umm forget I said that!!!

[Oxford]

That's better than what Apollyon67 does. He puts Viagra pills in his shorts for the same reason.

[Chris]

ROTFLOL

That was great!

[jerry]

Funny,

I was at the gun store the other day. A guy was kust getting is brand new single shot slug gun off layaway. He opened it, looked at the store clerk and said "It's a little stiff" I look over at him without missing a beat and say "If it stays that way for longer than 4 hours, see a gunsmith"

Well, he did not get it at all. The gun shop associate did though. I kinda thought it was funny.

[Apollyon67]

good one Jerry. He probably got it in the car later and the people around him thought he was nuts for laughing by himself.

[Oxford]

Good quip, Jerry.