A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the
front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet,
she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.
Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support,
stuttering she asks the sales clerk: "Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss?"
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies:
"Yes we do have dildos.
Actually we carry many different models."
The old woman then asks: "Dddd! doooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa
pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo
inchesss ththiickk...aaand rrunns by bbaatteries ?"
Sex and old Ladies 
