A crusty old Marine Corps Sergeant Major found himself at
a gala event, hosted by a local liberal arts college. There
was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in
attendance, one of whom approached the Sgt. Major for
conversation.
"Excuse me, Sgt. Major, but you seem to be a very serious
man. Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am, just serious by nature."
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations. "It
looks like you have seen a lot of action."
"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation,
said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and
enjoy yourself."
The Sgt. Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally the young lady asked him, "You know, I hope you don't
take this thewrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"
"1955."
"Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit
takingeverything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955!
Isn't that a little extreme?"
The Sgt. Major, glanced at his watch."You think so? It's
only 2130 now."
Crusty old Marine 
