A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day,
so she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She
carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.
She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands
them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.
The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing
their nude bodies to approaching drivers...
Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up.
It wasn't very long before a police car arrives. The
officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the
disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?"
"My car broke down, officer", says the woman, calmly.
"Well, what the blazes are these obscene cardboard
pictures doing here by the road"?, asks the Officer...
"Oh, those are my emergency flashers", she replied.
A blonde's car gets a flat tire 
