Welcome rowdy! Since we are indian jokes:
Bob's flying down the highway in his Cadillac on a hot summer day in Az.,when he sees an elderly indian man walking along the road. He stops and asks the guy if he wants a ride. The old indian warily climbs into the iron horse and they take off. Bob want's to show off a bit so he runs'er up to 70. the old indian grunts and says, "Mmm, horse go too fast!". Bob tells him to calm down because it makes the car run cooler and speeds up to 90. The indian says "Mmm, too fast!" Bob tells him not to worry because it makes the car run cooler and speeds up to 100. The indian is getting pretty concerned by now and tells Bob to stop and let him out.
When he gets to his village, he borrows his brothers horse and heads out into the desert at top speed. Two hours later he walks back into town. His brother asks "where's my horse?" The old man grunts and says "Mmm, da mn horse froze to death!"
Wise Old Indian 
