Old 04-22-2007, 03:32 PM   #1
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Smile Survival Rules...

Marine Corps Survival Rules:
> 1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
> 2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.
> 3. Have a plan.
> 4. Have a back-up plan.
> 5. Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
> 6. Don't attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber doesn't start with
> a "4."
> 7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap.
> 8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral &
> diagonal preferred.)
> 9. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
> 10. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.
> 11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
> 12. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or
> tactics. They will only remember who lived.
> 13. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your intention to
> shoot.
>
>
> Navy SEALS Survival Rules:
> 1. Look very cool in sunglasses.
> 2. Kill every living thing within view.
> 3. Adjust speedo.
> 4. Check hair in mirror.
>
> US Army Rangers Survival Rules:
> 1. Walk in 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving.
> 2. Locate individuals requiring killing.
> 3. Request permission via radio from "Higher" to perform killing.
> 4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted.
> 5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75 pound rucksack while starving.
>
> US Army Survival Rules:
> 1. Select a new beret to wear.
> 2. Sew patches on right shoulder.
> 3. Change the color of beret you decide to wear.

> US Air Force Survival Rules:
> 1. Have a cocktail.
> 2. Adjust temperature on air-conditioner.
> 3. See what's on HBO.
> 4. Ask "what is a gunfight?"
> 5. Request more funding from Congress with a "killer" PowerPoint
> presentation.
> 6. Wine & dine 'key' Congressmen, invite DOD & defense industry
> executives.
> 7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets.
> 8. Declare the assets "strategic" and never deploy them operationally.
> 9. Hurry to make 13:45 tee-time.
>
> US Navy Survival Rules:
> 1. Go to Sea.
> 2. Drink Coffee.
> 3. Watch porn.
> 4. Deploy the Marines.
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Old 04-22-2007, 04:52 PM   #2
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funny
but what about the green berat ?
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Old 04-22-2007, 08:25 PM   #3
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but what about the green Beret ?
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Old 04-22-2007, 09:17 PM   #4
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See U.S.Army....lol
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Old 04-23-2007, 06:06 AM   #5
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US Navy Survival Rules:
> 1. Go to Sea.
> 2. Drink Coffee.
> 3. Watch porn.
> 4. Deploy the Marines.

Yep, that was us to the "T"!
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Old 07-24-2008, 11:57 PM   #6
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Airborne Survival Rule: If you're in a fair fight, your tactics suck.
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Old 07-25-2008, 10:10 AM   #7
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US Army Survival Rules (Revised)
Find Em
Fix Em
Flank Em
F&*k Em
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Old 07-25-2008, 03:59 PM   #8
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The world is changing.
My son, the Airman, was trained to work on computers, radios and tracking equipment. Loaned to the Army, trained at Fort Riley Kansas 'just in case', then sent to a Marine Base in Afghanistan where, when he wasn't doing his regular job, he drove convoys. The lines have gotten blurred. But BTW, he enjoyed his time over there.
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Old 07-25-2008, 04:40 PM   #9
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Green Beret's have been disbanded & reformed. Now any fawker can wear a green one. Pisses me off.

On the Air Force rules you forgot "Send a hottie fem Sgt to fellatiate the congressman/woman into doing whatever the Air Farce Wants."
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