Here's a gal who doesn't know how to finish a job

troy2000 · 06-27-2007, 09:02 PM

MIAMI (Reuters) - A Florida man awoke with a severe headache and asked his wife to drive him to a hospital, where doctors found a bullet lodged behind his right ear, sheriff's deputies said.

"The nurse looked at him and said, 'It appears that you've been shot,'" the Fort Pierce Tribune quoted St. Lucie County Sheriff Ken Mascara as saying. "And he said, 'No way.'"

The wife, April Moylan, fled the emergency room when the bullet was discovered but later told deputies she had accidentally shot her husband as he slept early on Tuesday. She was jailed on a weapons violation charge while deputies pursued additional charges.

The husband, 45-year-old Michael Moylan, woke up with a head pain so severe he suspected he was having an aneurysm and asked his wife to take him to the emergency room, deputies said.

They arrested the wife after obtaining a search warrant and finding a gun and bloody rags in the couple's home near the Atlantic coastal town of Port St. Lucie. The husband was hospitalized in stable condition.

bigandrich44 · 06-27-2007, 09:11 PM

Lol......................... how did he not hear it? Wonder if a divorce is imminent.

TexasT · 06-27-2007, 09:20 PM

Troy, where's the link to that? And yes, how did he not hear?

troy2000 · 06-27-2007, 10:47 PM

Well, I imagine he was asleep when she did it, and it knocked him unconscious for a while on top of that.

Florida man's headache mystery solved by a bullet | Oddly Enough | Reuters

.22guy · 06-27-2007, 11:17 PM

Sounds like she tried to off him to me....

Mooseman684 · 06-28-2007, 12:40 AM

He is one lucky S O B !!!
Rich

Rave · 06-28-2007, 08:50 AM

True,but he would have been more lucky if he had never met her!

lifesgood · 06-28-2007, 05:28 PM

Don't piss off the woman you sleep with. The old statement. "you have to sleep sometime" sound really true in this guys deal. I wonder if he'll bail her out, saying it was all a "BIG MISUNDERSTANDING."

Lng Rng · 06-28-2007, 05:32 PM

I doubt he will bail her out. The way I see it, even if it was an accident, she should have acted on it before he woke up and asked her to. And if it wasn't an accident, which it seems like, she will have a lot of jail time ahead of her.

lifesgood · 06-28-2007, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lng Rng

I doubt he will bail her out. The way I see it, even if it was an accident, she should have acted on it before he woke up and asked her to. And if it wasn't an accident, which it seems like, she will have a lot of jail time ahead of her.

As I see it, it will depend on if she was better in bed, than a shot. I've meant some pretty screw up guys in my life.

troy2000 · 06-28-2007, 06:39 PM

Survival tip #1: Never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself.

CrazyIvan · 06-28-2007, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by troy2000

Survival tip #1: Never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself.

If everyone followed that rule, nobody would ever sleep with anybody...hehe

HEMI · 06-28-2007, 08:36 PM

Another reason I don't teach my wife to shoot!!!!!!

BloodRedStratus · 06-29-2007, 10:49 AM

They were talking about this story this morning on the radio station I was listening to and they said that the lady claimed the revolver was kept under her pillow and at some point it must have accidently gone off.

ezearln · 06-29-2007, 10:58 AM

Yeah sure it did and Billy Clinton only SMOKES his cigars.

troy2000 · 06-29-2007, 01:42 PM

I heard a blurb about it on KFI this morning; according to the story they say she told, the alarm went off and startled the lady; she woke up in a panic, grabbed the gun and fired a round.

They also said the husband is now being held as a felon in possession of a firearm, and has a long criminal record.

Is no one in the house allowed a firearm if a felon lives there?

cubbieman · 06-29-2007, 07:18 PM

that's what i hear troy, felons can't live in the same house as a firearm

06-27-2007, 09:11 PM	#2
bigandrich44 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,013	Lol......................... how did he not hear it? Wonder if a divorce is imminent. __________________ http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/1...eehobosig9.png

06-27-2007, 09:20 PM	#3
TexasT Mrs. HMFIC Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Everywhere you want to be. Posts: 4,218 Blog Entries: 16	Troy, where's the link to that? And yes, how did he not hear? __________________ I'm just a little bit caught in the middle. Life is a maze. Love is a riddle.

06-27-2007, 10:47 PM	#4
troy2000 Resident Armed Liberal Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Southern California Posts: 9,465 Images: 9	Well, I imagine he was asleep when she did it, and it knocked him unconscious for a while on top of that. Florida man's headache mystery solved by a bullet \| Oddly Enough \| Reuters __________________ If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. -Anatole France

06-28-2007, 12:40 AM	#6
Mooseman684 Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Alaska Wilderness Posts: 9,684 Images: 2	He is one lucky S O B !!! Rich __________________ You know you might be facing your doom,when all you get is a click when you're expecting a BOOM!

06-28-2007, 08:50 AM	#7
Rave Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tampa Posts: 6,877	True,but he would have been more lucky if he had never met her! __________________ USAF '62-'66 .

06-27-2007, 09:02 PM	#1
troy2000 Resident Armed Liberal Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Southern California Posts: 9,465 Images: 9	Here's a gal who doesn't know how to finish a job MIAMI (Reuters) - A Florida man awoke with a severe headache and asked his wife to drive him to a hospital, where doctors found a bullet lodged behind his right ear, sheriff's deputies said. "The nurse looked at him and said, 'It appears that you've been shot,'" the Fort Pierce Tribune quoted St. Lucie County Sheriff Ken Mascara as saying. "And he said, 'No way.'" The wife, April Moylan, fled the emergency room when the bullet was discovered but later told deputies she had accidentally shot her husband as he slept early on Tuesday. She was jailed on a weapons violation charge while deputies pursued additional charges. The husband, 45-year-old Michael Moylan, woke up with a head pain so severe he suspected he was having an aneurysm and asked his wife to take him to the emergency room, deputies said. They arrested the wife after obtaining a search warrant and finding a gun and bloody rags in the couple's home near the Atlantic coastal town of Port St. Lucie. The husband was hospitalized in stable condition. __________________ If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. -Anatole France

06-27-2007, 11:17 PM	#5
.22guy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 4,158	Sounds like she tried to off him to me....

06-28-2007, 05:28 PM	#8
lifesgood Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 147	Don't piss off the woman you sleep with. The old statement. "you have to sleep sometime" sound really true in this guys deal. I wonder if he'll bail her out, saying it was all a "BIG MISUNDERSTANDING."

06-28-2007, 05:32 PM	#9
Lng Rng Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 944	I doubt he will bail her out. The way I see it, even if it was an accident, she should have acted on it before he woke up and asked her to. And if it wasn't an accident, which it seems like, she will have a lot of jail time ahead of her.

06-28-2007, 06:39 PM	#11
troy2000 Resident Armed Liberal Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Southern California Posts: 9,465 Images: 9	Survival tip #1: Never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself. __________________ If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. -Anatole France

06-28-2007, 08:36 PM	#13
HEMI Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 726	Another reason I don't teach my wife to shoot!!!!!!

06-29-2007, 10:49 AM	#14
BloodRedStratus Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Westerville, Ohio Posts: 226	They were talking about this story this morning on the radio station I was listening to and they said that the lady claimed the revolver was kept under her pillow and at some point it must have accidently gone off.

06-29-2007, 10:58 AM	#15
ezearln Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Texas Hill Country Posts: 3,175	Yeah sure it did and Billy Clinton only SMOKES his cigars. __________________ "You can have my Freedom when I'm done with it!"

06-29-2007, 01:42 PM	#16
troy2000 Resident Armed Liberal Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Southern California Posts: 9,465 Images: 9	I heard a blurb about it on KFI this morning; according to the story they say she told, the alarm went off and startled the lady; she woke up in a panic, grabbed the gun and fired a round. They also said the husband is now being held as a felon in possession of a firearm, and has a long criminal record. Is no one in the house allowed a firearm if a felon lives there? __________________ If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. -Anatole France

06-29-2007, 07:18 PM	#17
cubbieman Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Alaska Posts: 1,481	that's what i hear troy, felons can't live in the same house as a firearm