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Old 07-18-2007, 08:43 PM   #1
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Chris, found the perfect GF for you.

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Old 07-18-2007, 10:29 PM   #2
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A hottie with brains and a firearm? Hhhmmmm. There ya' go, Geek Squad Boy.
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Old 07-18-2007, 10:52 PM   #3
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Yes, please...to find a girl like that is my dream.
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Old 07-18-2007, 10:53 PM   #4
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Cute and serious, a truly delicious combination there Chris!
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Old 07-18-2007, 11:19 PM   #5
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Jerry, thank you for posting this
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Old 07-19-2007, 05:13 PM   #6
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We should make something like a "Girls with Guns" forum. NO nudity and I will be fine.
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Old 07-19-2007, 06:09 PM   #7
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Chris I gotta cuzzin I'd like to fix you up with ! She can shoot, Hunt, fish,
Skin a deer quicker than a man can, and she's the Arkansas state champian
female arm wrestler. She has a great job with the rail road and needs a husband.
She can cook, matter of fact she can cook the best squirrel dumplins you ever put in your mouth.

Last time I noticed she had blond her, really big chested ( they'ed really be good for all the chillians I gaurantee that will come long )
She has all her teeth and she was a cheer leader in high school, she helped pack up and load the stuff cheer leaders use.
She's 23 years old and worth bout 2 million dollars thats in a trust fund to be giv'in to her when she turns 30.
Let me no, she shor is lonesom...A.H
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Old 07-19-2007, 06:15 PM   #8
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Jeez and here I thought I was yer friend A.H. LOL
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Old 07-19-2007, 06:47 PM   #9
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AH....

She sounds like an awesome person.
I gotta make it out to Arkansas asap
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Old 07-19-2007, 07:10 PM   #10
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She'll be wait'in at the Air port...Look for a girl with a big wart on the left side of her nose and built like Dolly Parden !
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Old 07-19-2007, 07:25 PM   #11
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Thats Parton in yankey.Why dont you tell her how wonderful I am? sam.
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Old 07-19-2007, 10:19 PM   #12
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how many millions that wart can be ground off with a dremal ill lone you mine if need be
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Old 07-19-2007, 10:33 PM   #13
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She prolly has a hell of a personality.
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Old 07-19-2007, 10:36 PM   #14
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No No Dolly Parden she's the woman we call the Goat Lady !!! Not the country singer. Although this Dolly doe's have big BA BA's !!!!!!!

PERSONALITY !!! That she has, why she can put her hand under her arm pit and sounds just like.... well you know the sound.

One night I saw her beat up the town bully, she grab one of her big breast and beat this feller half to death with one of'em !
The cops never knew or found the weapon she used.

Chris I called her to come over to see your picture ,to see if she'd be interested in meeting you and I'm sorry she said you looked nasty.
She ask me how long has it been since you had a bath. I told her I don't know.

I'm so sorry ! If I got your hopes up. Well I do know this girl named Hurricane Gussey I'll give her a call...A.H
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Old 07-20-2007, 12:01 AM   #15
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I wonder if she has a sister? Jerry do you actually know this girl?
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Does she have a brother?
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Old 07-20-2007, 02:24 AM   #17
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I wonder if she has a sister? Jerry do you actually know this girl?
It's not likely, that girl is to be found in many pro-gun "photoshoots". She's all over the place.
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Old 07-20-2007, 02:37 AM   #18
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She's all over the place? I hope she's not one of "those" kinda girls. I'm just kidding Jerry, in case you really do know her.
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Old 07-20-2007, 03:00 AM   #19
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She's all over the place? I hope she's not one of "those" kinda girls. I'm just kidding Jerry, in case you really do know her.
hehe, cute Dallas.

But if you do a search for "Movie Bad Girls", you'll find a site that is all about girls and guns. WARNING: there is explicit content on some of the links on the site, but not all. At the very least, it's gun related.
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Old 07-20-2007, 03:07 AM   #20
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That girl is hot.
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