[troy2000]

Yes, it's good to be a man......

1. Your *** is never a factor in a job interview.

2. Your orgasms are real. Always.

3. Your last name stays put.

4. The garage is all yours.

5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

8. You don't give a rat's *** if someone notices your new haircut.

9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

10. Same work .. more pay.

11. Wrinkles-add character.

12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.

13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.

14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.


15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

17. One mood, ALL the **** time.

18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.

19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.

20. You can open all your own jars.

21. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

22. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.

23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.

24. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.

25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."

27. No maxi-pads.

28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.

29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.

32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.

34. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

35. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.

36. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in minutes.

37. The world is your urinal.


TEN THINGS MEN KNOW FOR SURE ABOUT WOMEN.

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10. They have breasts.

[ArkansasHunter]

Troy2000 That pretty well sums it up feller thanks for posting LOL...A.M

[TexasT]

Haha. Funny...

[troy2000]

Quote:       Originally Posted by TexasT

Haha. Funny...

I never claimed life was fair, TexasT.

And of course, if there were no women it would take a lot of the fun out of being a man...

You heard about Adam and Eve kickin' it in the Garden one afternoon and God shows up with a bag? They ask him what's in it, and he says, "oh, just some odds and ends left over from Creation; I thought I'd see if you two wanted any of this stuff before I throw it out."

He reaches in, and the first thing he pulls out is the ability to pee standing up. Adam goes, "ooh, ooh, me! I want that! Can I have it? Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease...." God looks at Eve and raises an eyebrow, and she shrugs, "if it makes him happy, let him have it. I don't mind."

So God gives it to Adam, and he starts running around marking trees with the dog, and writing his name in the sand and that sort of thing, and eventually he goes running off to invent beer so he can do it even more.

God and Eve watch him for a while, and then God reaches into the bag again. "Now, let's see. What else did I have in here? Oh, yeah: multiple orgasms..."

[snuffysmith]

Troy, great,
One thing though, On your list of things men know about women; #10.......
Nowadays you don't even know if those are real or fake just by looking. LOL

Snuffy

[JoeLee]

I always enjoyed Manhood,but I love woman,5'6"-36-26-36,hello love,a Redhead is a definite plus.

[SPOCAHP ANAR]

Quote:       Originally Posted by snuffysmith

....... Nowadays you don't even know if those are real or fake just by looking.

I think I speak for all men here when I say "WHO CARES"!

[cubbieman]

Quote:       Originally Posted by SPOCAHP ANAR

I think I speak for all men here when I say "WHO CARES"!

it only matters if they're blatantly obvious. DON'T ASK DON'T TELL

[meatloaf]

Quote:       Originally Posted by troy2000

Yes, it's good to be a man...... 1. Your *** is never a factor in a job interview. 2. Your orgasms are real. Always. 3. Your last name stays put. 4. The garage is all yours. 5. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid. 7. Car mechanics tell you the truth. 8. You don't give a rat's *** if someone notices your new haircut. 9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area. 10. Same work .. more pay. 11. Wrinkles-add character. 12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments. 13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100. 14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen. 15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them. 16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. 17. One mood, ALL the **** time. 18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds. 19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase. 20. You can open all your own jars. 21. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. 22. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack. 23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices. 24. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat. 25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. 26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me." 27. No maxi-pads. 28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends. 29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors. 30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. 31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes. 32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. 33. Your belly usually hides your big hips. 34. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. 35. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife. 36. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in minutes. 37. The world is your urinal. TEN THINGS MEN KNOW FOR SURE ABOUT WOMEN. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. They have breasts.

AMEN!!!!

[SuckLead]

I've read that before and have come to the conclusion that I am half male.

[just_a_car]

Quote:       Originally Posted by troy2000

10. They have breasts.

Here's one for ya:

The reason God gave women breasts is so that men would pay attention to them when they talked.

[troy2000]

Quote:       Originally Posted by SuckLead

I've read that before and have come to the conclusion that I am half male.

If you're anything at all like your avatar, SL, it ain't the half that shows...uttered with the utmost respect of course, and with decorum in mind.

[mosquitofish]

makes you proud to walk , up right.

[Windwalker]

Not only funny but true, so true. I'm speaking of Troy's post #1 here.

[andrew cochran]

That's the truth! LOL

[Cyrille]

Quote:       Originally Posted by SuckLead

I've read that before and have come to the conclusion that I am half male.

Uuuh oooh!

[7mmremmag1995]

true true all so true

[White Rook]

They say all men have a feminine side. I have to agree. How else can we explain all of the stupid things we do. Just kidding Ladies.