[Burke]

This dirty ass Honda was resting against my fence for about 9 hours before I called the cops..I was waiting for the driver to come back so I could accost him with verbal abuse and my elbow if necessary..
It's a REPO the officer told me..I never heard any noise (it happened at night time) and my super uber attack dogs never barked.(Bastards)

[toolman]

Must've been one lame-a** repo-man! If I were you, I'd start selling parts off of it.

[george_l]

2 questions. Did it do alot of damage? Can't really tell from the pic. And 2 are those christmas lights I see?

[just_a_car]

Quote:       Originally Posted by toolman

Must've been one lame-a** repo-man! If I were you, I'd start selling parts off of it.

*chuckle* "my property, my car", huh toolman? Well, it is a Honda, I'm sure he could get top dollar by selling the parts on Craigslist or Ebay to the ricers.

[ArkansasHunter]

You need to wash it.

[Burke]

Observant George....

No damage just misplaced gravel...and I didn't get to yell at anyone.
The officer actually said he thought it was pushed into my front area.
It looks as though it had been sitting for a while somewhere, but I don't know.
A towing company came and pulled it for free..

My X-mas lights are still up...they are almost invisible on the fence line at distance and I dont have to re-wire them..they actually go through 6 cactus' in my front yard..

You guys don't miss a thing..



Note to self...photoshop all posted images from now on..

[just_a_car]

Quote:       Originally Posted by Burke

Note to self...photoshop all posted images from now on..

ROFL!

Yeah, come on now... we sit here oogling pictures of guns. We're used to picking out the weird stuff in pictures.

[toolman]

Hmmmm.., Looking at the gravel and tire marks, I'd say they had to've pushed with the park brake on.

[OZHUNTER62]

No harm hardly done huh?? nice touch those xmas lights!!
Gets me to thinking??
What kind of gun would you use to kill a honda automobile of that age and size??
Regards.

[just_a_car]

Quote:       Originally Posted by OZHUNTER62

No harm hardly done huh?? nice touch those xmas lights!! Gets me to thinking?? What kind of gun would you use to kill a honda automobile of that age and size?? Regards.

Due to it being a Honda of the Civic Species of mid-late 90's vintage, I'm gunna have to say 7.62x54R or .308Win (or bigger) with a clean shot in the upper part of the front quarter panel, hitting the head and/or intake/exhaust valves. I guarantee it will drop in under 100 yards.

Now, if you want to go for a more difficult but more incapacitating shot, you could go for the front tire/wheel area and hope that the Civic isn't driven by someone that knows how to control it well. I guarantee it'll drop within a few yards if you're lucky. This is not a shot for amateurs.


(BTW, I drive a 1991 Honda Civic CRX )

[Burke]

Quote:       Originally Posted by just_a_car

Due to it being a Honda of the Civic Species of mid-late 90's vintage, I'm gunna have to say 7.62x54R or .308Win (or bigger) with a clean shot in the upper part of the front quarter panel, hitting the head and/or intake/exhaust valves. I guarantee it will drop in under 100 yards. (BTW, I drive a 1991 Honda Civic CRX )

Now that made me laugh pretty hard..
I was going to say a 10gauge, but that quote is too damn funny..

[just_a_car]

Quote:       Originally Posted by Burke

Now that made me laugh pretty hard.. I was going to say a 10gauge, but that quote is too damn funny..

Thanks Burke, that was the idea. Glad it had its intended effect!... and I don't even hunt.

[cubbieman]

save the cars, scrap metal is murder

[billy]

Quote:       Originally Posted by just_a_car

Due to it being a Honda of the Civic Species of mid-late 90's vintage, I'm gunna have to say 7.62x54R or .308Win (or bigger) with a clean shot in the upper part of the front quarter panel, hitting the head and/or intake/exhaust valves. I guarantee it will drop in under 100 yards. Now, if you want to go for a more difficult but more incapacitating shot, you could go for the front tire/wheel area and hope that the Civic isn't driven by someone that knows how to control it well. I guarantee it'll drop within a few yards if you're lucky. This is not a shot for amateurs. (BTW, I drive a 1991 Honda Civic CRX )

some folks say it would be too much gun,but i think it would be humane to let my .300winmag have a go at it.

[SilentSoul]

12 gauge 3.5'' sabot slug. Should work nicely.

[Apollyon67]

OK I figured you fellas know how to kill it, but how are yall gonna grill it? And just what is the best part on a Honda?

[toolman]

Quote:       Originally Posted by Apollyon67

OK I figured you fellas know how to kill it, but how are yall gonna grill it? And just what is the best part on a Honda?

Ap, the best part is whatever gas is left in the tank, the rest is just scrap-iron, and poor quality scrap at that.

[just_a_car]

Quote:       Originally Posted by Apollyon67

OK I figured you fellas know how to kill it, but how are yall gonna grill it? And just what is the best part on a Honda?

Grill it? That's EASY!... Just pry out between the headlights... Done! Grilled!

As for the best part, it really depends on the species of Honda, but the Civicus DX is most definitely the most tender and juicy in the passenger seat area.... I won't go into why, with the exception that the back seat isn't very big.

[ezearln]

People actually take their Christmas lights down??? Whatever for?

[meatloaf]

Quote:       Originally Posted by billy

some folks say it would be too much gun,but i think it would be humane to let my .300winmag have a go at it.

No such thing as to big lets use a barret .50 bmg with exsplosive tip. Lets also take the shot from a mile away just to make it realy interesting.