HIJACKER: "All right, this is a hijacking! Everybody out of the cockpit! Well... hold on, not everybody. Who's going to make the martinis?"
HIJACKER: "All right, this is a hijacking! Everybody out of the cockpit!"
PILOT: "Stand back, I've got a Magnum!"
HIJACKER: "Oh yuck, I hate champagne. Haven't you got anything else?"
HIJACKER: "All right, this is a hijacking! Now, who's flying the plane?"
PILOT: "I'm your captain, Johnny Walker.
CO-PILOT: "And I'm your first officer, Jim Beam."
HIJACKER: "Bwahahaha! ... oh man, I love that one."