not a dennis miller fan, but...

jerry · 07-14-2002, 12:27 PM

I thought this was pretty good.

NRAJOE · 07-14-2002, 12:29 PM

Does that mean we can bounce all the liberal judges out now?

Doglips · 07-14-2002, 01:03 PM

Sounds like something a lawyer could file a case with....but I think bounceing is too good for him....get the rope yo'all

Dale · 07-14-2002, 01:20 PM

I try to pull the site up and all I get is an encrypted code.

jerry · 07-14-2002, 05:31 PM

Dennis Miller said recently, regarding the judges who declared
the Pledge of Allegiance unconstitutional:

"So, Your Honor, the Pledge is unconstitutional because it
says 'Under God'. Guess that means when you were sworn in with
your hand on a Bible, and at the end of your oath repeated, 'So
Help Me God' that makes your job unconstitutional, therefore you
have no job, which means your ruling doesn't mean ****."

Sorry, I brain farted a direct copy and paste. That last word by the way is "poop"

Sniper[MI] · 07-14-2002, 11:10 PM

The judges money is also unconstitutional. So your honor, send all that horrible, unconstitutional money to me. I will get some crayons and make you some new world type money that says nothing about God. And it will also say, "Non legal tender, not intended to be used as currency and no monetary value" all over it. I will do this for you as I feel your pain, but I also abide by the Constitution and I do not want to become a felon.

wes · 07-14-2002, 11:24 PM

Crunchy Frog. Forgot about that. I like that from Dennis,I have heard that quite a few Judges have not taken an oath,which they are requried to, and sign,which would not make them a LEGAL Judge.

07-14-2002, 12:27 PM	#1 (permalink)
jerry Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 10,750 Images: 9 Blog Entries: 1	not a dennis miller fan, but... I thought this was pretty good. __________________ Last edited by jerry; 07-14-2007 at 02:25 PM.

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NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 18,802 Images: 3	Does that mean we can bounce all the liberal judges out now? __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany

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Dale Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Too Dang Hot, Arizona Posts: 4,284	I try to pull the site up and all I get is an encrypted code. __________________ "It confuses me how some people can vigorously go against the 2nd. Amendment and still call themselves patriotic"-me

07-14-2002, 05:31 PM	#5 (permalink)
jerry Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 10,750 Images: 9 Blog Entries: 1	Dennis Miller said recently, regarding the judges who declared the Pledge of Allegiance unconstitutional: "So, Your Honor, the Pledge is unconstitutional because it says 'Under God'. Guess that means when you were sworn in with your hand on a Bible, and at the end of your oath repeated, 'So Help Me God' that makes your job unconstitutional, therefore you have no job, which means your ruling doesn't mean ****." Sorry, I brain farted a direct copy and paste. That last word by the way is "poop" __________________

07-14-2002, 11:10 PM	#6 (permalink)
Sniper[MI] Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Future 51st state, "New Hope" Posts: 3,796	That would also mean... The judges money is also unconstitutional. So your honor, send all that horrible, unconstitutional money to me. I will get some crayons and make you some new world type money that says nothing about God. And it will also say, "Non legal tender, not intended to be used as currency and no monetary value" all over it. I will do this for you as I feel your pain, but I also abide by the Constitution and I do not want to become a felon. __________________ FNUH!

07-14-2002, 01:03 PM	#3 (permalink)
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,090	Sounds like something a lawyer could file a case with....but I think bounceing is too good for him....get the rope yo'all

07-14-2002, 11:24 PM	#7 (permalink)
wes Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Loveland Co Posts: 1,906	Crunchy Frog. Forgot about that. I like that from Dennis,I have heard that quite a few Judges have not taken an oath,which they are requried to, and sign,which would not make them a LEGAL Judge.

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