if you saw a bigfoot would you shoot it?

mosquitofish · 07-30-2008, 10:15 AM

Big foot . does that call for red or white wine??. we must be gental men.

big shrek · 07-30-2008, 10:37 AM

We have an oddity called the "Skunk Ape" here in Florida...and recent sightings.

If it was approaching me, shout at it...if it didn't run off, then I'd drop it like a bad habit. If it was just walking around, and not towards me at any other angle/tangent, i'd leave it be.

there's a 33% chance that the Skunk Ape is just a hairy Orang subspecies, 33% it's a Bigfoot subspecies, and 33% chance it's a couple of old hippies that are really hairy and refuse to wear clothes or use soap.

Back in my Boy Scout days I used to take off my size 13W shoes (age 12) and run around leaving huge footyprints around camp...the Scoutmaster knew whodunnit, but he'd keep quiet and let everyone freak out for awhile

racdrof · 07-30-2008, 10:38 AM

He or she, don't bother me. I won't bother it. Now if it was chasing me, I really don't see it catching me. Cause the path behind me would be getting pretty slick.

Wildman · 07-30-2008, 11:37 AM

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33% chance it's a couple of old hippies that are really hairy and refuse to wear clothes or use soap.

Thanks a lot! Now I have skettios all over my monitor!

stevensj2 · 07-30-2008, 11:45 AM

Meanwhile on the BigFootSingles.com forums:

"If you saw a human, would you eat it?"

sea_chicken1 · 07-30-2008, 03:37 PM

I'm from washington, and have been lookin for that big *#!^ everytime i'm in the mountains hunting and hiking. His head would look nice on the hood of my truck.

Maiken · 07-30-2008, 06:04 PM

I wouldn't.
If it was going to attack me, I would "just" play dead and see, if it was going to leave or something. If it wouldn't, then ... I would be in big trouble, I guess.

rondog · 07-30-2008, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by billy

No kidding, R. Crumb is still around?!?!

glocksrfugly · 08-01-2008, 10:27 PM

It would be just my luck I'd shoot it dead and then find out it was just some big guy clowning around in a hairy costume!

JASON6969 · 08-01-2008, 11:25 PM

i would offer him some beef jerky and talk to him about how we could make some money showing him off.Economy got to suck for the bigfoots to

SPOCAHP ANAR · 08-01-2008, 11:31 PM

As stewards of the environment it makes no sense to shoot an animal for any reason other than fear or food.

billy · 08-01-2008, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by SPOCAHP ANAR

As stewards of the environment it makes no sense to shoot an animal for any reason other than fear or food.

what about just for the heck of it?

Brother Bob · 08-01-2008, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by SPOCAHP ANAR

As stewards of the environment it makes no sense to shoot an animal for any reason other than fear or food.

Oh my God! We're just kidding! ........... but I would consider boinking with it!

lunchbox99 · 08-02-2008, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Brother Bob

Oh my God! We're just kidding! ........... but I would consider boinking with it!

Ha Ha just swallowed half my chew

billy · 08-17-2008, 11:01 PM

What I'd do, I'd cut a hole in the ice and sprinkle peas all around it. Then when the bigfoot comes up to take a pea, I'd kick him in the icehole.

billy · 08-19-2008, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by billy

What I'd do, I'd cut a hole in the ice and sprinkle peas all around it. Then when the bigfoot comes up to take a pea, I'd kick him in the icehole.

i really would you guys!

07-30-2008, 10:15 AM	#141
mosquitofish Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: So. Calif. Posts: 323	Big foot . does that call for red or white wine??. we must be gental men. __________________ Earth humor

07-30-2008, 10:37 AM	#142
big shrek Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Northwest, FL Posts: 3,771	We have an oddity called the "Skunk Ape" here in Florida...and recent sightings. If it was approaching me, shout at it...if it didn't run off, then I'd drop it like a bad habit. If it was just walking around, and not towards me at any other angle/tangent, i'd leave it be. there's a 33% chance that the Skunk Ape is just a hairy Orang subspecies, 33% it's a Bigfoot subspecies, and 33% chance it's a couple of old hippies that are really hairy and refuse to wear clothes or use soap. Back in my Boy Scout days I used to take off my size 13W shoes (age 12) and run around leaving huge footyprints around camp...the Scoutmaster knew whodunnit, but he'd keep quiet and let everyone freak out for awhile __________________ Marlin Specialist, Calico Specialist

08-01-2008, 11:25 PM	#150
JASON6969 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Vidalia GEORGIA Posts: 123	i would offer him some beef jerky and talk to him about how we could make some money showing him off.Economy got to suck for the bigfoots to __________________ THE MIND IS THE BEST WEAPON

08-01-2008, 11:31 PM	#151
SPOCAHP ANAR Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: SC-upstate Posts: 4,604 Blog Entries: 7	As stewards of the environment it makes no sense to shoot an animal for any reason other than fear or food. __________________ Spocrest Out!..........

08-17-2008, 11:01 PM	#155
billy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: a secret lab on the shores of lake titicaca Posts: 20,498 Blog Entries: 161	What I'd do, I'd cut a hole in the ice and sprinkle peas all around it. Then when the bigfoot comes up to take a pea, I'd kick him in the icehole. __________________ ANGRY SMART AND SOBER

07-30-2008, 10:38 AM	#143
racdrof Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 267	He or she, don't bother me. I won't bother it. Now if it was chasing me, I really don't see it catching me. Cause the path behind me would be getting pretty slick.

07-30-2008, 11:45 AM	#145
stevensj2 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: 42.77°,84.60° Posts: 310	Meanwhile on the BigFootSingles.com forums: "If you saw a human, would you eat it?"

07-30-2008, 03:37 PM	#146
sea_chicken1 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Everett WA. and Norfolk VA. Posts: 1,208	I'm from washington, and have been lookin for that big *#!^ everytime i'm in the mountains hunting and hiking. His head would look nice on the hood of my truck.

07-30-2008, 06:04 PM	#147
Maiken Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Denmark. Posts: 44	I wouldn't. If it was going to attack me, I would "just" play dead and see, if it was going to leave or something. If it wouldn't, then ... I would be in big trouble, I guess.

08-01-2008, 10:27 PM	#149
glocksrfugly Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 17	It would be just my luck I'd shoot it dead and then find out it was just some big guy clowning around in a hairy costume!