07-30-2008, 11:15 AM
|
#141 | | Firearm Enthusiast
Join Date: May 2008 Location: So. Calif.
Posts: 323
|
Big foot . does that call for red or white wine??. we must be gental men.
__________________
Earth humor  | 
|  | |
07-30-2008, 11:37 AM
|
#142 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Northwest, FL
Posts: 6,572
|
We have an oddity called the "Skunk Ape" here in Florida...and recent sightings.
If it was approaching me, shout at it...if it didn't run off, then I'd drop it like a bad habit. If it was just walking around, and not towards me at any other angle/tangent, i'd leave it be.
there's a 33% chance that the Skunk Ape is just a hairy Orang subspecies, 33% it's a Bigfoot subspecies, and 33% chance it's a couple of old hippies that are really hairy and refuse to wear clothes or use soap.
Back in my Boy Scout days I used to take off my size 13W shoes (age 12) and run around leaving huge footyprints around camp...the Scoutmaster knew whodunnit, but he'd keep quiet and let everyone freak out for awhile 
__________________ Marlin & Calico Specialist
I'm not just Trigger Happy, I'm Trigger Ecstatic!!   | |
| | |
07-30-2008, 11:38 AM
|
#143 | | Firearm Enthusiast
Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 284
|
He or she, don't bother me. I won't bother it. Now if it was chasing me, I really don't see it catching me. Cause the path behind me would be getting pretty slick.
| |
| | |
07-30-2008, 12:37 PM
|
#144 | | Firearm Enthusiast
Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Wisconsin
Posts: 120
| |
33% chance it's a couple of old hippies that are really hairy and refuse to wear clothes or use soap.
| Thanks a lot! Now I have skettios all over my monitor!  | |
| | |
07-30-2008, 12:45 PM
|
#145 | | Firearm Enthusiast
Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: 42.77°,84.60°
Posts: 310
|
Meanwhile on the BigFootSingles.com forums:
"If you saw a human, would you eat it?" | |
| | |
07-30-2008, 04:37 PM
|
#146 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Everett WA. and Norfolk VA.
Posts: 1,973
|
I'm from washington, and have been lookin for that big *#!^ everytime i'm in the mountains hunting and hiking. His head would look nice on the hood of my truck.
| |
| | |
07-30-2008, 07:04 PM
|
#147 | | Firearm Enthusiast
Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Denmark.
Posts: 44
|
I wouldn't.
If it was going to attack me, I would "just" play dead and see, if it was going to leave or something. If it wouldn't, then ... I would be in big trouble, I guess.  | |
| | |
07-30-2008, 07:15 PM
|
#148 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Parker, CO
Posts: 5,047
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by billy  No kidding, R. Crumb is still around?!?!
__________________
I child-proofed my house, but they still keep getting in!
| |
| | |
08-01-2008, 11:27 PM
|
#149 | | Firearm Enthusiast
Join Date: Apr 2008
Posts: 17
|
It would be just my luck I'd shoot it dead and then find out it was just some big guy clowning around in a hairy costume!
| |
| | |
08-02-2008, 12:25 AM
|
#150 | | Firearm Enthusiast
Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Vidalia GEORGIA
Posts: 123
|
i would offer him some beef jerky and talk to him about how we could make some money showing him off.Economy got to suck for the bigfoots to
__________________
THE MIND IS THE BEST WEAPON
| |
| | |
08-02-2008, 12:31 AM
|
#151 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: SC-upstate
Posts: 4,669
|
As stewards of the environment it makes no sense to shoot an animal for any reason other than fear or food.
__________________
Commen Sense and Critical Thinking are an absolute joke in today's society. Yes I am talking to you! | |
| | |
08-02-2008, 12:33 AM
|
#152 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: a secret lab on the shores of lake titicaca
Posts: 23,061
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by SPOCAHP ANAR | As stewards of the environment it makes no sense to shoot an animal for any reason other than fear or food. | what about just for the heck of it? 
__________________
"I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to." | |
| | |
08-02-2008, 12:47 AM
|
#153 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Wanette,OK
Posts: 8,345
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by SPOCAHP ANAR | As stewards of the environment it makes no sense to shoot an animal for any reason other than fear or food. | Oh my God! We're just kidding! ........... but I would consider boinking with it!
| |
| | |
08-02-2008, 01:07 AM
|
#154 | | Firearm Aficionado 
Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: washington in a van down by the skagit river
Posts: 1,466
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brother Bob | Oh my God! We're just kidding! ........... but I would consider boinking with it! | Ha Ha just swallowed half my chew
__________________
I got two guns one for the each of ya
| |
| | |
08-18-2008, 12:01 AM
|
#155 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: a secret lab on the shores of lake titicaca
Posts: 23,061
|
What I'd do, I'd cut a hole in the ice and sprinkle peas all around it. Then when the bigfoot comes up to take a pea, I'd kick him in the icehole.
__________________
"I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to." | |
| | |
08-19-2008, 05:53 PM
|
#156 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: a secret lab on the shores of lake titicaca
Posts: 23,061
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by billy | What I'd do, I'd cut a hole in the ice and sprinkle peas all around it. Then when the bigfoot comes up to take a pea, I'd kick him in the icehole. | i really would you guys!
__________________
"I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to." | |
| | 
Posting Rules
| You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
| | | All times are GMT -5. The time now is 09:43 AM. |
|
