10-26-2007, 04:19 PM
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| The Mayor   |  Hey ya'll, try peeing in yer mator patch! It'll keep the slugs off! Also sprinkle with cycled shotgun shells. This adds color to yer mator patch. Boy, em guys sure have perty teef!!!! LOL!!!! |
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10-26-2007, 07:46 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: central Arkansas
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| AH, I seem to rekalect bout them there gas & oil leases. I was just a yonker then when that city feller come around and did somethin. Some kinda tests and sed he was looking for gas. Papa laughed and said, Grandpa was the only source of natral gas around our place and ifin he wanted to explore Grandpa, he'd have to ask him. lol Grandpa got so mad he run that feller off with his shotgun. We nevef did get much of that oil & gas money. Grandma said we shoulda been rich cause Grandpa was definately a jusher. ha ha Oh, we're gonna be killing hog in a couple weeks this cool weather keeps up, you wanta come over an hep? Talk to ya later, gotta fry up the last of the possum for supper. Gonna haveta walk the highway again tomorrow or go to the grocer. ha ha Snuffy Quote:
JB, you trying to sing again? You forget what the choir directer told you the last time? Lordy, Lordy Snuffy
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10-26-2007, 08:17 PM
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| Senior Member   Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas
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| Snuffy I'm injured right now and if it were not for that I'd be glad to help...these past 2 weeks have been hard on me. Thanks for the invatation...A.H |
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10-29-2007, 03:46 AM
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| Senior Member  | I have been sick in bed for a few days had another one of my attacks I always get, so I really needed a GOOD LAUGH...that is so funny...the best part ...him standing up on the mower and going to 429 right in front of the cop!!! Lady Di
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10-29-2007, 10:17 AM
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| Senior Member  | this is turning out to be a really good thread . anything that can make someone smile or laugh for even just a second is worth posting and when the three hillbillies joined in withb thier familie three problems it keeps going and going . lol  good to here you posting sharpshooter. |
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05-22-2008, 05:36 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: May 2008 Location: So. Calif.
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| the cop never told me I was on vidoe tape , I'm gunna sue.
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05-22-2008, 05:48 PM
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| 3:11 "Is it illegal to cut grass? My Wifes GOnna Kick your Ass!" lol
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05-23-2008, 06:47 AM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: May 2007 Location: Alaska
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| obviously staged, the drunk was wearing a microphone, and that wouldn't even count as a highway in alaska but still funny as hell |
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05-23-2008, 11:39 AM
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Where was the drunk wearing a microphone? Police who use dash cameras are the ones who wear mics on their uniforms.
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