A man was walking home alone
late one foggy night, when behind
him he hears:
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back and
through the fog he makes out the
image of an upright casket banging
its way down the middle of the street
toward him.
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run
toward his home, the casket
bouncing quickly behind him
FASTER...
FASTER...
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
He runs up t o his door, fumbles
with his keys, opens the door,
rushes in, slams and locks the
door behind him.
However, the casket crashes
through his door, with the lid of
the casket clapping
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
on his heels, the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom,
the man locks himself in. His heart
is pounding; his head is reeling; his
breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket
breaks down the door. Bumping
and clapping toward him. The
man screams and reaches for
something, anything, but all he
can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough
syrup at the casket...and, (hopefully
you're ready for this!!!)
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I got one for ya Ox!
Paddy leaves the pub on Halloween after several hours of toasting with his mates. He's obviously too drunk to drive so he starts walking. He reaches the cemetery and starts across so he won't have to walk so far. A couple hundred yards in, he hears a voice coming from a freshly-dug grave "Help me, I'm cold", as he's a pretty superstitious guy(and drunk!), he speeds up a bit and keeps going. Just past the grave, he hears the voice again "Help me, I'm cold". Paddy decides he can't ignore this, so he turns around and walks back to the grave, gathers his courage, looks over the side, and see's another drunk lying in the grave. The guy looks up and says "Friend, bless you, I've been here for hours and I'm so cold" Paddy looks at the guy and says "Well it's no damm wonder, you've done kicked all the dirt off you silly S.O.B.!"
Halloween Story 
