 Bush and Powell are sitting in a bar
Bush and Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, “Isn’t that Bush and Powell?”
The barman says, “Yep, that’s them.”
So the guy walks over and says, “Hello. What are you guys doing?”
Bush replies, “We’re planning World War III.”
The guy asks, “Really? What’s going to happen?”
Bush says, “Well, we’re going to kill 10 million Afghans and one bicycle repairman.”
The guy exclaims, “Why are you gonna kill a bicycle repairman?”
Bush turns to Powell and says, “See, I told you no one would worry about the 10 million Afghans.”
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