Justa, justa you wait a cotton pickin minute

07-23-2002, 08:22 AM

Something I noticed the other day.

You guys will brag and post pics on dogs, trucks, firearms, and kids.

How come not one of you sez anything about the better half?

She lets me get all the toys I want, and likes to play with them too!

The best thing in my world :-)

How about you?

Doglips · 07-23-2002, 09:07 AM

Dont have a digital pic of wifee poo...but since she does occasionaly let my gun bearer gurka bring me $$ for toys Im pretty happy.

NRAJOE · 07-23-2002, 10:16 AM

Yep gotta good woman fer sure, good cook, best bud, gotta good job so's I can spend my money on toys...love her lots!

Rave · 07-23-2002, 10:36 AM

I have noticed that too,perhaps like most firefighters and police they have suffered bad divorces and are feeling justifiably bitter.

BenP · 07-23-2002, 03:01 PM

"Don't ever marry an ugly woman. It'll just take the life right outta ya."

Red on Roadhouse

SPOCAHP ANAR · 07-23-2002, 03:09 PM

wrong Ben

"If ya want to be happy for the rest of your life, pick an ugly woman to be your wife!"

BenP · 07-23-2002, 03:11 PM

I know that, I dated models in Seattle (who couldn't keep their hands out of my pockets) before I got smart and headed out to smallville and got me a buffalo gal. Just thought the quote was kinda funny considering the context.

Klaus · 07-23-2002, 03:47 PM

Was your wife POed about the SKSs before or after she read the ugly woman comment?

alan c. · 07-23-2002, 05:36 PM

I am a lucky man--good wife, good cook, almost a great shot. Yes honey as long as you are looking over my shoulder. Armorer -- you have a lovely better half. Best wishes to you, but the Shultz head gear has to go.

jerry · 07-23-2002, 05:41 PM

got a great wife! don't own a digi cam. My daughters middle name is Irene. cool name

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some things i like to keep a bit private, no offense to ya'll but you never know what freak may be peeki'n in on us.

NRAJOE · 07-23-2002, 05:42 PM

Why you gotta call me a freak Jerry?

Doglips · 07-23-2002, 07:12 PM

I am not a freek!! I just like getting spanked with a Mosin Nagant sling while people talk dirty...oh baby I got a hi cap magazine in a post ban weapon...you know stuff like that

NRAJOE · 07-23-2002, 07:16 PM

Oh you sicko....

alan c. · 07-23-2002, 07:21 PM

Darn it Joe i am trying to be serious. LOL.

07-23-2002, 08:02 PM

Hey whats wrong with Shultz?
Camo that brain bucket and make it out of plastic and you have the U.S. current issue!

If anyone is EVEN thinking of sayin Neo stuff, please don't. We all know Shultz and Me, and we don't play that game in my hood.

Jerry is the one that gave me the idea last night!

Jerry, bringem on! I have 7.62 reasons why my woman is MY woman. They might miss the first 7 points, but the .62 will getem every time.

Oh yeah, The Female Body Inspectors and Spooks have permission to stroll internet boards on duty time now (more homeland defense) Those are the wackos I'd be thinkin twice about! (hi guys)

Didn't stocker Doctor post himelf and his kid awhile back?

My babe is 51% Angel and 49% dragon lady. I would not what to be the one that pushes her over that line :-)

Shaun · 07-23-2002, 11:24 PM

don't have a better half anymore just me the dog, cats, and my toys. The ex comes over once a week to watch the race and bs

7mmag6 · 07-25-2002, 12:13 AM

my wife is mean as a snake, i can tease her but its like teasing a snake with a stick, i have a knick name for her, mad dog, she seems to like this, but she doubles my income and has tolerated me for 25 years, and she is my love my life , god created women to keep us in line, mine keeps me in line, but i still get toys, cars, guns, dont need viagra yet, she has no other women friends, women dont bond like men, when im having a bad time shes having a good time, cant live with them , cant live without them, a paradox

07-23-2002, 08:22 AM	#1
Armorer Guest Posts: n/a	Justa, justa you wait a cotton pickin minute Something I noticed the other day. You guys will brag and post pics on dogs, trucks, firearms, and kids. How come not one of you sez anything about the better half? She lets me get all the toys I want, and likes to play with them too! The best thing in my world :-) How about you? Last edited by Armorer; 07-24-2002 at 09:36 PM.

07-23-2002, 10:16 AM	#3
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,052 Images: 3	Yep gotta good woman fer sure, good cook, best bud, gotta good job so's I can spend my money on toys...love her lots! __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany

07-23-2002, 10:36 AM	#4
Rave Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tampa Posts: 6,889	I have noticed that too,perhaps like most firefighters and police they have suffered bad divorces and are feeling justifiably bitter. __________________ USAF '62-'66 .

07-23-2002, 03:09 PM	#6
SPOCAHP ANAR Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: SC-upstate Posts: 4,097 Images: 3 Blog Entries: 4	wrong Ben "If ya want to be happy for the rest of your life, pick an ugly woman to be your wife!" __________________ Spocrest Out!..........

07-23-2002, 03:47 PM	#8
Klaus Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cypress, Texas Posts: 2,383	Was your wife POed about the SKSs before or after she read the ugly woman comment? __________________ "Gee, Wally, Eddie Haskel's mom puts out!"

07-23-2002, 09:07 AM	#2
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,089	Dont have a digital pic of wifee poo...but since she does occasionaly let my gun bearer gurka bring me $$ for toys Im pretty happy.

07-23-2002, 03:01 PM	#5
BenP Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Eastern Washington Posts: 395	"Don't ever marry an ugly woman. It'll just take the life right outta ya." Red on Roadhouse

07-23-2002, 03:11 PM	#7
BenP Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Eastern Washington Posts: 395	I know that, I dated models in Seattle (who couldn't keep their hands out of my pockets) before I got smart and headed out to smallville and got me a buffalo gal. Just thought the quote was kinda funny considering the context.

07-23-2002, 05:36 PM	#9
alan c. Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Pasadena,Tejas - also known as Texas Posts: 3,767 Images: 15	I am a lucky man--good wife, good cook, almost a great shot. Yes honey as long as you are looking over my shoulder. Armorer -- you have a lovely better half. Best wishes to you, but the Shultz head gear has to go. __________________ God Bless. From Tejas -- formerly known as Texas. Last edited by alan c.; 07-23-2002 at 05:41 PM.

07-23-2002, 05:41 PM	#10
jerry Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 10,903 Images: 9 Blog Entries: 1	got a great wife! don't own a digi cam. My daughters middle name is Irene. cool name . some things i like to keep a bit private, no offense to ya'll but you never know what freak may be peeki'n in on us. __________________ I'm a down home back woods redneck

07-23-2002, 05:42 PM	#11
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,052 Images: 3	Why you gotta call me a freak Jerry? __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany

07-23-2002, 07:12 PM	#12
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,089	I am not a freek!! I just like getting spanked with a Mosin Nagant sling while people talk dirty...oh baby I got a hi cap magazine in a post ban weapon...you know stuff like that

07-23-2002, 07:16 PM	#13
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,052 Images: 3	Oh you sicko.... __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany

07-23-2002, 07:21 PM	#14
alan c. Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Pasadena,Tejas - also known as Texas Posts: 3,767 Images: 15	Darn it Joe i am trying to be serious. LOL. __________________ God Bless. From Tejas -- formerly known as Texas.

07-23-2002, 08:02 PM	#15
Armorer Guest Posts: n/a	Hey whats wrong with Shultz? Camo that brain bucket and make it out of plastic and you have the U.S. current issue! If anyone is EVEN thinking of sayin Neo stuff, please don't. We all know Shultz and Me, and we don't play that game in my hood. Jerry is the one that gave me the idea last night! Jerry, bringem on! I have 7.62 reasons why my woman is MY woman. They might miss the first 7 points, but the .62 will getem every time. Oh yeah, The Female Body Inspectors and Spooks have permission to stroll internet boards on duty time now (more homeland defense) Those are the wackos I'd be thinkin twice about! (hi guys) Didn't stocker Doctor post himelf and his kid awhile back? My babe is 51% Angel and 49% dragon lady. I would not what to be the one that pushes her over that line :-)

07-23-2002, 11:24 PM	#16
Shaun Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Nashville, TN Posts: 8,592 Images: 1	don't have a better half anymore just me the dog, cats, and my toys. The ex comes over once a week to watch the race and bs __________________ "Homeland Security is the responsibility of an armed citizen" ME http://webpages.charter.net/s.s.v/

07-25-2002, 12:13 AM	#17
7mmag6 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 337 Images: 1	my wife is mean as a snake, i can tease her but its like teasing a snake with a stick, i have a knick name for her, mad dog, she seems to like this, but she doubles my income and has tolerated me for 25 years, and she is my love my life , god created women to keep us in line, mine keeps me in line, but i still get toys, cars, guns, dont need viagra yet, she has no other women friends, women dont bond like men, when im having a bad time shes having a good time, cant live with them , cant live without them, a paradox __________________ This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine