Old 12-12-2007, 06:33 PM   #1
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Talking ALL GRANDPAS, HEED THIS WARNING:

Do NOT lose your Grand kids in the Mall

A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, 'I've lost my grandpa!'

The cop asked, 'What's he like?'

The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied,'Crown Royal whiskey and women with big tits.'
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Old 12-12-2007, 06:36 PM   #2
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HAHA!!!! That's just wrong!
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Old 12-12-2007, 06:48 PM   #3
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Wooooow....
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Old 12-12-2007, 08:18 PM   #4
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That was great!
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Old 12-13-2007, 01:40 PM   #5
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Sounds like a man with good tastes, to me. LOL
I'm a gramdpa too(also with good tastes.)

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Old 12-13-2007, 02:14 PM   #6
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Haye you been talkint to my Grand Kids ??
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Old 12-13-2007, 03:18 PM   #7
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Who says you get to old ??? May not be able to hep it but it shor is nice look'in at it !!!
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Old 12-13-2007, 08:08 PM   #8
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If grandpa is able to enjoy what he likes, then I say he's earned it... and he seems to have good tastes.
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Old 12-21-2007, 08:36 PM   #9
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Sounds like my type of grandpa
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Old 12-21-2007, 10:07 PM   #10
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I can't wait till I'm a grandpa.

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Old 12-22-2007, 10:54 AM   #11
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Talking

I'm a grandpa and i've forgotten what I'm waiting for!
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Old 12-22-2007, 02:55 PM   #12
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I wouldn't know anything about that!
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Old 12-31-2007, 11:18 PM   #13
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Good one there Ox.
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Old 01-05-2008, 08:08 PM   #14
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that was a good joke heres a good joke too!

this little kid walks in on his parents........ and his dad just laughs and says get out of here so the the next week his dad walks in on him gettin it on and he said What are you doing!!! so the kid says it isnt as funny when it is your mom is it?!
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Old 01-05-2008, 08:39 PM   #15
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Boy, that sounds just like something my grandson would say.
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Old 01-06-2008, 09:43 PM   #16
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Ummmmmmmmmmmmm, I forgot, what was the question? Grandkids can say some funny things! Scotty
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Old 01-07-2008, 07:59 PM   #17
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I'm not even a grandpa yet and I'm already guilty as charged.
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