Old 12-13-2007, 05:13 PM   #1
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Beer Contains Female Hormones!

OK Guys, This one's for you!

Beer Contains Female Hormones

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a
recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that
beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by
drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.

You might want to consider this next time you utter the words, "Hey, Princess, get me a beer!"
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Old 12-13-2007, 06:13 PM   #2
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You left one symptom out, they start looking pregnant! HA,HA!
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Old 12-13-2007, 06:25 PM   #3
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If I drank 8 pints of Beer within an hour I would be a fettus !!!! ROFL.
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Old 12-13-2007, 07:20 PM   #4
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Quit drinkin', myself........
Right after the funnel
was invented!!
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Old 12-13-2007, 07:25 PM   #5
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i don't drink no more.don't drink no less iether.lol
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Old 12-13-2007, 07:30 PM   #6
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That's almost a 12-pack of beer. If I downed that in an hour, I probably wouldn't be doing any of the above; I'd be propped up in a corner somewhere, asleep on my feet.
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Old 05-14-2008, 07:18 PM   #7
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Cool

R R R earth humor, nice to know a women w/ a sence of humor.
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