[ArkansasHunter]

Best thang to do to people that can't read Posted signs is put super glue in there door locks and make'um walk out.
Hey !!!!! thats an Ideer call a tow truck and have there vechicle towed off.
A.H
Hey cuzzin JB I didn't see you up there...How you is ?

[Magnumsrule]

Man ive been hit with a paintball many times and it dont hurt that bad. My whole suggestion started out as a joke but since you guys seem to think that getting out ur gattling gun and mowing them down is sucha good idea then i wont stop u. Oh ya an JBS if i ever meet u on a dark night ill have to remember that you cant take a joke. And now cause im from canada your going to make fun of me? Sometimes i wonder about you guys.

[troy2000]

Quote:       Originally Posted by Magnumsrule

Man ive been hit with a paintball many times and it dont hurt that bad. My whole suggestion started out as a joke but since you guys seem to think that getting out ur gattling gun and mowing them down is sucha good idea then i wont stop u. Oh ya an JBS if i ever meet u on a dark night ill have to remember that you cant take a joke. And now cause im from canada your going to make fun of me? Sometimes i wonder about you guys.

Lighten up a little, son. We're supposed to be having a good time here. And we make fun of everyone, including each other.

[Magnumsrule]

Ya well iv had a crappy day so far so i thought i could come an talk about guns. But apperently many people here the kind of people that like to shoot tresspasers. Thank you though troy for ur explination, it makes me fell less "steamed" lol

[SPOCAHP ANAR]

AH I had forgotten about that the ol super glue to the lock trick. Also place some roofing tacks under their tires (more than one tire). You can always buy a pit bull and let him loose when their dogs come out.

I agree, paintball is a bad idea. It is considered assault in most places.

[JBS]

Quote:       Originally Posted by Magnumsrule

Man ive been hit with a paintball many times and it dont hurt that bad. My whole suggestion started out as a joke but since you guys seem to think that getting out ur gattling gun and mowing them down is sucha good idea then i wont stop u. Oh ya an JBS if i ever meet u on a dark night ill have to remember that you cant take a joke. And now cause im from canada your going to make fun of me? Sometimes i wonder about you guys.

Show me where I was making fun of you for being from Canada. I don't have anything against Canadians. Hell, you were the one talking about shooting trespassers...not me. I don't want to argue with you, there's too much of that going on, now. So, if I rubbed you the wrong way, I'm sorry. BUT...If you do come down here, would you please shoot my inbred cuzzin AH. Just a little. And bust a few frozen paintballs on Coonie, another relative, while you're at it..

[Windwalker]

Magnumsrule, take it all in good fun. No insults intended. I like my Canadian friends and hope to make even more through G&G.BTW, I have no desire to shoot trespassers either.

[irish murphy]

Quote:       Originally Posted by SPOCAHP ANAR

AH I had forgotten about that the ol super glue to the lock trick. Also place some roofing tacks under their tires (more than one tire). You can always buy a pit bull and let him loose when their dogs come out. I agree, paintball is a bad idea. It is considered assault in most places.

Confetti in the fuel tank will give them a lot of trouble.

[SPOCAHP ANAR]

Quote:       Originally Posted by irish murphy

Confetti in the fuel tank will give them a lot of trouble.

So will sugar, but the trick is to do something that will get them a couple of miles down the road and then shut down on them.

[irish murphy]

Quote:       Originally Posted by SPOCAHP ANAR

So will sugar, but the trick is to do something that will get them a couple of miles down the road and then shut down on them.

Sugar doesnt work everytime.Confetti will block the fuel pick up and can not be washed out of the tank.They will have to replace it.

[rasterman77]

Quote:       Originally Posted by irish murphy

Sugar doesnt work everytime.Confetti will block the fuel pick up and can not be washed out of the tank.They will have to replace it.

Eggs work great in the tank too, they rot and plug up the pump intermittently making it that much more confusing.... so I've been told

[Magnumsrule]

How can letting a rabid dog loose on tresspasers not assult but shootin someone wit a paintballgun terribly worse? Where did i say i would "shoot" tresspaser? I said with a paintball gun not a real gun. Have you read teh rest of this forum where people are talkin about gettin in a firefight?????? By the way you said that you didnt care what i did in canada as long as i changed my tact when i cam e to ur neck of the woods? You dont call that makin fun of people from canada? You think i go around shootin people with a paintball gun all the time????

[troy2000]

Quote:       Originally Posted by Magnumsrule

How can letting a rabid dog loose on tresspasers not assult but shootin someone wit a paintballgun terribly worse? Where did i say i would "shoot" tresspaser? I said with a paintball gun not a real gun. Have you read teh rest of this forum where people are talkin about gettin in a firefight?????? By the way you said that you didnt care what i did in canada as long as i changed my tact when i cam e to ur neck of the woods? You dont call that makin fun of people from canada? You think i go around shootin people with a paintball gun all the time????

Son, you need to calm down.

[JBS]

No...Son you need to shut the fock up!

[Cyrano]

Quote:       Originally Posted by irish murphy

Sugar doesnt work everytime.Confetti will block the fuel pick up and can not be washed out of the tank.They will have to replace it.

Murph, I guess it depends on how much you dislike the person. The Mythbusters did a show entirely on automotive myths, and one of the ones they busted as total nonsense was the old "sugar in the gas tank" trick. The engine smoked a bit, but it kept on running.

On the other hand, they DID find a method to kill an engine that worked spectacularly. If I remember correctly, it was chlorine bleach in the engine oil. I don't recall the details, but I think it was about a quart of bleach dumped down the oil fill. The engine seized up after about 10 minutes and nearly caught fire.

This is consistent with the research of the Office of Strategic Services in World War II. The Resistance contacted the OSS and requested something that would kill an engine that also was small enough to carry multiple copies of in a coat pocket. OSS R&D tried all the myths of the day - sand in the oil, sugar in the gas tank - and they didn't work. Stanley Lovell, the Deputy Director for Research and Development, contacted the chemistry department at Harvard and asked for their help. One of their chemists concocted something (it's still classified) code-named "Caccolube" that caused the low-compression engines used in trucks of the day to seize up so completelyand dramatically that the cylinder head exploded!

Ever since seeing that episode of Mythbusters, I've wondered if what that chemist did was seal powdered chlorine bleach in rubber film that dissolves in lube oil. If you are out to inflict a serious financial hurtin' on someone, watch that ep of Mythbusters and do thou likewise. Just be aware when the engine locks up on them, it could kill them by causing a car crash.

[Seabeescotty]

I think I'll throw two pennies in, and see what happens, but please don't shoot until you finish reading. First, I've been shot at with bigger stuff than we have available, in the late southeast asian games. I will not advocate taking the law into your own hands, as I would rather have the folks who get paid be the ones getting shot at. With that said, I may have made some comments that made me sound rather blood-thirsty. But that was just letting some pressure off. I have an ongoing dilemna here in Okla., and so far, I have used all legal means to correct it. Right now, I'm so aggravated at how slow it's progressing, I'm want to spit nails! But, I also realize that anything done by me could end up in a court of law and have extreme negative consequences for my right to own and use firearms. Now with that said, I have no use for trespassers, poachers, and the like. Go to your local authorities and find out just what can be done in the legal sense, to correct the problem. For me, it's making it as difficult as I can to keep folks from trespassing on my land. The other is making sure there's a record with the MAN showing that this is an ongoing situation. Then, and only then, and only if forced into it, will stiffer measures be used. If some one shoots at me, my home, or my horses, or my wife for that matter, war is declared! But I ain't gonna be the one who starts. I will be the one who ends it, I know my land pretty dang good. Anybody in his right mind knows better than to go out in the country and mess with those of us who have chosen this lifestyle. Ans please, everyone, don't get the dander up here on the forum, 'cause we are all we have. I like you all, and civil debate makes us stronger. We can all agree to disagree, but keep it in context! I try not to badmouth regionally, "cause I don't want to offend anybody, and that includes our cousins to the north, our cousins in Australia, the others who come to the forum. Nuff said? Scotty

[Cyrano]

Not that I am advocating this, you understand. Dogs can't help how stupid their owners are. But you can well and truly ruin their hunt by dragging something that smells good to the dogs out there, which leads them to a bait with wolfsbane in it or on it.

Wolfsbane is to dogs what tear gas is to humans. There were urban myths in the 1970s of drug smugglers putting wolfsbane in un-loaded luggage and gambling the sniffer dogs would reach the wolfsbane bag before they got to the bags carrying the drugs. One good sniff, and the sniffer dog would be out of service for a week or more. I asked a vet about this one time, and he said the only part of the myth that is true is the fact a good sniff of wolfsbane extract does stop the dog's sniffer from working for days.

There's a reason people in the Dark Ages used to plant this stuff near their cottages. At one time you could buy the extract from Crowhaven Farm in Canada; I don't know if they are still in business, but I would be surprised if someone isn't making it.

[Seabeescotty]

And, if the need arises, and you really need to get down, pour a 16 oz. Coke in the tank. It won't make the engine seize, but when it's shut off and cooled down, the piston rings weld to the cylinder walls. the high sugar content in the coke, which is liquefied, gets thru the filter, and glazes the walls. after cooling it might as well be superglue. This one works! Scotty

[tommy]

lets get wombat to sickum!!!

[texnmidwest]

I was deer hunting on my cousin's ranch in South Texas one day and some morons ran some hounds across the property. I could hear the baying of the hounds coming across the field towards my stand. I could also hear the poachers coming as well. Just as the hounds got to my stand they jumped out a large coyote. He made the mistake of stopping to look at me. My 03A3 barked. The hounds went silent for a moment and crossed in front of me. 7 beautiful hounds. I never saw the poachers but I did hear their truck start and move around to the other end of the property. I laughed to myself at the anguish the poachers must have felt waiting for their dogs to come out of the brush. Would have never harmed the dogs. But I can imagine what the poachers must of been thinking when they heard the shot. Talked to the neighbors and my cousin about it. Not sure what action was taken, but no one saw the truck again. Some of those old time farmers would have shot those dogs for being on their land with out permission.