Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan are all
working together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total',
says the Genie.
The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want
the land to be forever fertile in Canada '
POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was
forever fertile for farming.
Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan ,
Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can
come in our precious land.'
POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall
around those countries.
The Texan says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this
wall.'
The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick
and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's
virtually impenetrable.'
The Texan sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, 'Fill it with
water.'
I tell you what, them Big Foots have a sense of Humour.
When my wife buys a bunch of bananers I'll put one out on the garbage dumpster after dark and the next morn'in when I go out to get the paper the Bananer will be gone and in it's place will be either a big handful of acorns or some kind of wild berries ! ...A.H
...A.H
