Old 01-13-2008, 12:46 PM   #1
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Looking For a Job....

A young man goes into the Job Centre in Jacksonville, Florida, and sees a
> card
> advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested he goes to learn
> more -
> 'Can you give me some more details about this?' he asks the guy behind the
> desk.
> The Job Centre man sorts through his files & replies - 'Oh yes here it
> is:The
> job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynecologist.
> You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and carefully
> wash
> their genital regions.
> You then apply shaving foam and gently shave off all their pubic hair then
> rub
> in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist's examination.
> There's an annual salary of $45,000, but you're going to have to go to
> Oxford, Mississippi. That's about 620 miles from here.''Oh why, is that
> where
> the job's at?
> ''No sir - that's where the end of the line is!'
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Old 01-13-2008, 01:44 PM   #2
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lol if thats all you have to do to get $45,000 Sign me up!!!
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Old 01-13-2008, 01:52 PM   #3
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I'm number 13 on that waiting line.
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Old 01-13-2008, 02:54 PM   #4
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Time I got to the front of the line I would be too old to do the job.lol
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Old 01-13-2008, 03:55 PM   #5
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My wife said I couldn't apply!LMAO Scotty
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