[billy]

if anybody you know starts behaving like Old Yeller (before he was shot).
take him/her out!
if your dear ol granny hops up out of her walker an starts hollerin BRAINS.
no matter how hard it is.
she is going to have to be dealt with.......

[billy]

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[Stephen G Cohen]

I believe check out your local govenment,

[billy]

Quote:       Originally Posted by Stephen G Cohen

I believe check out your local govenment,

everything gets turned to politics eh?

[billy]

Quote:       Originally Posted by billy

if anybody you know starts behaving like Old Yeller (before he was shot). take him/her out! if your dear ol granny hops up out of her walker an starts hollerin BRAINS. no matter how hard it is. she is going to have to be dealt with.......

[AllAlaskan]

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[Dude]

Yup. Zombies are real. You'll see them in big city offices all the time. Here's how you do it:
1) Schedule a meeting at 1 p.m. (after lunch).
2) Turn down the lights.
3) Project a power point presentation onto a whiteboard.
4) Drone on about something really boring for 10 minutes.
5) Turn on the lights.
6) Voila! Zombies!

[A-10]

Not only are zombies real, but also in large numbers.

[mordechai]

Quote:       Originally Posted by redhed

On a lighter note, my personal opinion of what is a zombie? A nurse who has been forced to work a 20 hour shift and given a med cart...be afraid, be very afraid.

I hear that.

[roverboy]

Quote:       Originally Posted by A-10

Not only are zombies real, but also in large numbers.

excellent point.

[A-10]

I try

[zmanfury]

well if zombies are real then i'm using this gun to mow them down.

YouTube - the dumbest gun ever AK47

YouTube - the dumbest gun ever AK47

[captsquirrel]

I new a guy who used to fly freight in an unpressurized airplane. One night among the packages he was flying was a dead body. What he didn't know was as the airplane climbed the body would purge gasses with the drop in ambient pressure. He was a little more than freaked out when he could hear the "dead guy" burping and farting. By the way the company he worked for was a feeder for UPS so in case you need to you can send a body via UPS.

[roverboy]

I seen'em at work after alot of overtime.

[chris l]

Fill your second magazine with Glaser style cast rounds, made of silver, filled with holy water and capped with a hint of garlic.

Should take care of most problems...

[Cyrano]

Quote:       Originally Posted by zmanfury

well if zombies are real then i'm using this gun to mow them down.YouTube - the dumbest gun ever AK47

Just what on earth is that cockamamie thing? And what's with the chainsaw motor? It's not powering some cam drive that makes a semi-auto work like a very slow rate of fire full-auto, so just what is the point?

I'm lately beginning to think that the signature aphorism of one of our member, gandog, I think, "No matter how responsible he seems, never give a monkey a gun," needs to be extended to include "...and no matter how intelligent he seems, never give Bubba a roll of duct tape."

[larmus]

i think there are a number of viruses out there, that if some one were to get a few at a time they could be mistaken for a "zombie" virus. such things as staph infections were it startes eating away at the skin and tissues, any virus that affects the nervous system to were your body spazzes when you walk or effects thinking and speach. so its out there waiting in the dark recesses of some formidable research lab just waitting to be unleashed to the world at large.... mmmmuuuhhhaahahahahahah......

[billy]

[larmus]

Billy im glad your on our side and not the zombies...

[tlarkin]

Quote:       Originally Posted by billy

I dropped them off at billy's house!