Flo and Larry, an elderly couple, moved to Texas .
Larry always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he buys them and wears them home.
Walking proudly, he goes into the kitchen and says to his wife, 'Notice anything different about me?'
Flo looks him over, 'Nope'.
Frustrated, Larry storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.
Again he asks, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?'
Flo looks up and says, 'Larry, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow.
'Furious, Larry yells,'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN FLO?
'Nope', she replies.
'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!'
Flo replies...'Shoulda bought a hat, Larry. Ya shoulda bought a hat!!!
Flo and Larry move to Texas.... 
