Old 08-02-2002, 01:02 PM   #1
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Talking After making love (X-Rated)

The Italian says, "When I've a finished a makina da love withah my wife, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats 6 inches above a da bed in ecstasy.

"The Frenchman replies, "Zat is noting, when Ah've finished making ze love with ze wife, Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy.

"The redneck says, "That ain't nothing buddy. When I've finished porkin the ole lady, I git out of bed, walk over to the winder and wipe my pecker on the curtains. She hits the freakin ceiling!"
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Old 08-02-2002, 10:36 PM   #2
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YEEHAW! fer sure bubba!
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Old 08-05-2002, 02:25 PM   #3
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Thumbs up Good one!

Gotta agree to that one.
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It was me that hit the ceiling last night, it was from pain. Went to the winder to wipe off, found out she had put in vertical blinds!
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Just be sure they're closed first. (ha)
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Old 08-06-2002, 04:07 PM   #6
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LOL!
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When my wife met me she asked if I smoke after sex. I said gee I don't know, I never looked!
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