Two hillbillies walk into a Dairy Queen. While having a couple of
Blizzards, they talk privately about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, eating a chicken sandwich, begins to
cough.
After a while, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One
of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The woman
shakes her head no.
"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue, eyes widen
and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly strolls over to the woman, lifts up the back of her
dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek
a long lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the
obst ruction flies out of her mouth. She begins to breathe again,
the hillbilly ambles smugly back to his table.
His buddy says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick
Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it.