[300RUM]

A blonde reads in a magazine that taking a milk bath makes your skin look healthy and radiant. So she leaves the milk man a note on the front door requesting that he leave her 25 gallons of milk.
The next day the milk man arrives at her door, reads the note and thinks this must be a mistake. She probably meant 2.5 gallons of milk. So the milkman knocks on the door to confirm her order. The lady opens the door and explains 25 gallons is correct and explains the milk bath theory.
So the milk man asks " DO you need that pasteurized?" She responds no, just up to my t*ts, I can splash it in my eyes.

[Windwalker]

lol Hate for her to drown.

[.22guy]

My god, that was great! Blonde jokes just never get old!

[Seabeescotty]

That is just too much! Repaired the chair earlier, now the repair has to be repaired! At least I didn't wet myself this time!