Old 01-29-2008, 10:39 AM   #1
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Smile Nun In The Bathroom

Nun in the Bathroom

A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.

However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?

The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf." Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun. So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.

After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"

"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you like a drink?" But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.

"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?"

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Old 01-29-2008, 10:44 AM   #2
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Old 01-29-2008, 10:47 AM   #3
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AH you is sooo Bad!
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Old 01-29-2008, 11:46 AM   #4
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GOES TO SHOW YOU NUNS ARE HUMAN TOO!!!! LOL
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Old 01-29-2008, 12:25 PM   #5
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Perfect! Great one!
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Old 01-29-2008, 12:52 PM   #6
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An oldie but goodie...
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Old 01-29-2008, 03:07 PM   #7
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First time I herd that one, but I like it!!!
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Old 01-29-2008, 03:40 PM   #8
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Good one.lol
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Old 01-29-2008, 05:46 PM   #9
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AH, there actually WAS a club in Ft. Lauderdale, Fl. back in the late 60's that had that very thing in their ladies room. We had a blast, when they lifted the fig leaf, a siren went off and strobe lights flashed untill the unlucky lady came out to two hundred drunk patrons cheering like crazy. LOL

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Old 01-29-2008, 11:20 PM   #10
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Snuffy I think it's funny.
This would be fun to play at a party. LOL
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Old 02-04-2008, 11:45 PM   #11
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I was playing pool one night, and every time someone came out from taking a whiz, one of the guys at the next table would run into the bathroom and come out laughing. It turned out they had thrown a handful of change into the urinal, and were checking to see who fished it out. First the quarters went, then the dimes...eventually someone even dug out the pennies.
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Old 02-09-2008, 11:56 PM   #12
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A.H.,
That was hilarious!
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Old 02-09-2008, 11:59 PM   #13
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I thought it was too ! LOL That would be a great joke to play !!!
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