an man limps into a diner and orders a cup of coffee, he looks over and see's jesus sitting at a table and tells the waitress to get him a cup of coffee on his tab.
later a man comes in on crutches and orders a cup of tea, looks around and see's jesus and tells the waitress to get him a cup of tea also.
a little later a redneck hobbles in and yells at the waitress " hey purty thang give me a pepsi" he looks around and see's jesus and asks, is that gods boy? the waitress say's yes and he tells her to get him a pepsi on his tab.
jesus gets up to leave and goes up to the first two men and say's for your kindness to me i'm going to heal you! he touches their heads and poof their both healed.
he walks up to the redneck, and before he can say anything, the redneck yells,dont touch me,
I'M ON DISABILITY!!!!!!!!!
