[Asphalt Cowboy]

Dog For Sale


OR free to good home. Answers to the name of Dolly. Excellent Guard Dog. Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, rapists or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.
Most of them only knew him as Holy Shit


Mumbling to self, scratching head.... I'm gonna' ramengerfquanin' figger this out yet.

[squirrelblaster]

my grandpa sent me this joke in an email- i know the pic in this thread is not showing. but its sposed to be a HUGE dog sitting next to a woman.
fun post asphalt!

[Asphalt Cowboy]

Now this has me baffled...

Posted this somewhere else and have issues with the pic there also. Comes up just fine on my screen. Are ya' gettin' the pizza box or what?

[Windwalker]

No pics at all just the story. Thanks anyway for there is so many sad things today that I really needed a good laugh to get the day back on the right track. Holy S--- LOL

[just_a_car]

I see the pic just fine... dang, that's one BIG dog!

[7mmremmag1995]

that dog better not crap in my yard!!!!!!

[CalifgirlinOk]

It looks like a bull mastiff to me.I could be wrong!! To see the pic you need to click on untitled.bmp and open it. She's a BIG GIRL!!!!!!!!!

[BaserRonin]

Yeah, Bull Mastiff I think as well. Probably named Brinks too. Her Head looks like it must be the size of a Basketball! Funny Post.

[9mmfan]

That was a good one, and that is one HUGE dog !