Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle
Corporation, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St.
Peter told Arthur,"Since you've been such a good man and
your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is
that you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "Well,
shoot, I want to hang out with God!" So St. Peter took
Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of the
woman?" God said, "Ah, yes." "Well," said Arthur,
professional to professional, you have some major design
flaws in your invention:
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end
protrusion.
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust. And
finally,
5. The maintenance costs are outrageous."
"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God,
"hold on." God went over to his Celestial super computer,
typed in a few words and waited for the results. The
computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God
said to Arthur, but according to these numbers, more
men are riding my invention than yours."
Harley and God 
