A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while on vacation.She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way but was very reluctant to pay the high price the local stores were asking.After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers,the blonde declared,"Well then,maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of shoes for free!"The shopkeeper said with a sly smile,"Well little lady,why don't you go on and give it a try!"The blonde headed off to the swamp,determined to catch an alligator.Later in the day,as the shopkeeper was driving home he spots the blonde standing waist deep in the murky water with a shotgun in hand.As he brings his car to a stop he sees a huge 9-foot gator swimming fast toward the blonde.With lightning reflexes she takes aim,shoots the gator and hauls it up onto the bank.Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up.Her stood on the bank watching in silent amazement.She manages to flip the gator onto his back.Rolling her eyes heavenward she screams in frustration........ "CHIT...THIS ONE"S BAREFOOT TOO!"
