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Old 03-17-2008, 04:56 PM   #1
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Talking The Firemans Wedding Night...
A fireman that got married carried his wife across the threshold and set her down on the couch. He said " I am used to doing things by bells...When I go "Ding" its time for Bed, when I go "Ding Ding", its time to get undressed, and when I go "Ding Ding Ding" , its time to make Love !
She looks at him for a minute and Goes "DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING "....
What is that he asks her ?
She says, "Reel out more Hose, you are nowhere near the FIRE !"
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Old 03-17-2008, 07:17 PM   #2
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Oh My Gosh !! LMAO !!!
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Old 03-17-2008, 07:43 PM   #3
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poor guy
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Old 03-17-2008, 07:56 PM   #4
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lol.....!
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Old 03-17-2008, 08:04 PM   #5
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might need a nother hose!
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