Bill Clinton dies and unexpectedly goes to heaven. he sees a bunch of clocks on a wall. he asks St. Peter "what they are for?". he says "every time a man commits adultery their clock will spring forward 15 minutes" as some of them did. Then bill asked "where's mine?" St Peter said "Oh it's in God's office. He is using it as a ceiling fan"
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Lifes hard. Its harder if you're stupid.
The only problem I have with this is the premise that Slick Willy could make it to heaven in the first place. The only way I see that happening is if he converts to Catholicism, goes through the whole Confirmation process, is duly confessed and shriven (I figure if he's being honest, he'll have to do about seven novenas and a couple of million Hail Marys), and immediately upon his Confirmation, drops dead right there in front of the altar. And I'm being charitable.
