this looks dangerous!

[billy]

good gravy!
what would you do AFTER this to finish the job?
and not kill anybody?

Dorks - Failed Building Implosion

[TexasT]

That guy in the commentary is annoying.

[mitch_mckee]

Originally Posted by billy

good gravy!
what would you do AFTER this to finish the job?
and not kill anybody?

Dorks - Failed Building Implosion

Air strike!

[billy]

Originally Posted by TexasT

That guy in the commentary is annoying.

i rarely have my speakers on so i didnt notice.

airstrike is a good idea.
i didnt think of that.

[Rem 742 30-06]

Originally Posted by mitch_mckee

Air strike!

Little bit of overkill. Some class 3 guys with a belt feds with armorpiercing rounds should do the trick.

[TexasT]

I was thinking about dropping a big anvil from a helicopter.

[billy]

Originally Posted by TexasT

I was thinking about dropping a big anvil from a helicopter.

like in the cartoons teeters?

[mitch_mckee]

Originally Posted by TexasT

I was thinking about dropping a big anvil from a helicopter.

Looks about unstable enough that you might be able to run over to one side and just push.

[billy]

we will hafta borrow the neighborhood dumb kid for that manuever

[TexasT]

Originally Posted by billy

like in the cartoons teeters?

Exactly! Or maybe a grand piano.

Originally Posted by mitch_mckee

Looks about unstable enough that you might be able to run over to one side and just push.

Maybe throw some bowling balls at it. Pushing it would put you in too much danger.

[billy]

you have watched your share of roadrunner havent you?

[Cyrano]

First thing, fire the boobs that bungled the job and sue them to get your money back for nonperformance of contract. Second, call the Loizeaux brothers of Controlled Demolition Inc. and pay them whatever they ask to go in there, reset the charges, wrap the building in det cord and set it off again. Implosion firms hate having to go back into a building with live explosives in it that's cocked at an angle and reset the charges. And the second shot will likely scatter debris from hell to breakfast anyway, because the tensions in the building have changed.

[mitch_mckee]

Originally Posted by billy

you have watched your share of roadrunner havent you?

Mitch<--- Checking ACME website

[Brother Bob]

Let Hillary stand in front of it with a megaphone!

[Cyrano]

Originally Posted by Brother Bob

Let Hillary stand in front of it with a megaphone!

Better yet - behind it with a megaphone. Who knows? We might get lucky.

[bigbuddy21]

Originally Posted by Brother Bob

Let Hillary stand in front of it with a megaphone!

no have hillary and barack stand behind it

[ArkansasHunter]

The Best way ro get that Build'in to fall a part is have Rosie O'Donald look at it !

[billy]

Originally Posted by mitch_mckee

Mitch<--- Checking ACME website

of course!
why didnt i think of good ol ACME?

The company name is ironic since the word acme is derived from Greek (ακμή) meaning the peak, zenith or prime. Generally, products from the fictional Acme Corporation are very generic and tend to fail — though often this could be attributed to operator malfunction.
Acme delivery service, on the other hand, is second to none. Wile E. can merely drop an order into a mailbox (or enter an order on a Web site, as seen in the "Looney Tunes: Back In Action" movie), and have the defective and/or dangerous product in his hands (or on top of him) within seconds.

The word "acme" means "pinnacle" or "highest"[1]. About 80 years ago, when categorized business telephone directories (such as the Yellow Pages) began to be popular, business owners realized that businesses whose names began with "A" would get listed at the beginnings of their categories. A name implying that its company was the best was so much the better. The joke spread to Warner Bros. cartoons; in 1949, it made its first appearance in a Road Runner cartoon.
Since the fictional Acme's products are typically mail-ordered, it is likely that the famous Sears mail-order catalogs were a strong inspiration for the fictional company. Early Sears catalogs contained a number of products with the "Acme" trademark, including anvils, which are frequently-used props in Warner Bros. cartoons[2].

[mitch_mckee]

Originally Posted by billy

of course!
why didnt i think of good ol ACME?

The company name is ironic since the word acme is derived from Greek (ακμή) meaning the peak, zenith or prime. Generally, products from the fictional Acme Corporation are very generic and tend to fail — though often this could be attributed to operator malfunction.
Acme delivery service, on the other hand, is second to none. Wile E. can merely drop an order into a mailbox (or enter an order on a Web site, as seen in the "Looney Tunes: Back In Action" movie), and have the defective and/or dangerous product in his hands (or on top of him) within seconds.

The word "acme" means "pinnacle" or "highest"[1]. About 80 years ago, when categorized business telephone directories (such as the Yellow Pages) began to be popular, business owners realized that businesses whose names began with "A" would get listed at the beginnings of their categories. A name implying that its company was the best was so much the better. The joke spread to Warner Bros. cartoons; in 1949, it made its first appearance in a Road Runner cartoon.
Since the fictional Acme's products are typically mail-ordered, it is likely that the famous Sears mail-order catalogs were a strong inspiration for the fictional company. Early Sears catalogs contained a number of products with the "Acme" trademark, including anvils, which are frequently-used props in Warner Bros. cartoons[2].

OK, but I still can't figure out why Wiley didn't just order some food.

[AKHunter]

OK, but I still can't figure out why Wiley didn't just order some food.

Well then we would'nt have been able to watch those great toons for all those years. I lived for that cartoon as a kid.