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blonde prayers
a blonde prayed to god. dear god if i win the lottery i will pay all my bills ,put my children through school and devote myself to your works. the next week she prays again dear god if i win the lottery i will pay all my bills ,put my children through school and devote myself to your works.and i really mean it yet once more dear god why have you forsaken me? i have prayed and prayed!
a giant disembodied voice said
work with me on this honey
go buy a ticket!
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