Old 03-25-2008, 10:55 PM   #1
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Wink blonde prayers

a blonde prayed to god.
dear god if i win the lottery i will pay all my bills ,put my children through school and devote myself to your works.
the next week she prays again
dear god if i win the lottery i will pay all my bills ,put my children through school and devote myself to your works.and i really mean it
yet once more
dear god why have you forsaken me? i have prayed and prayed!


a giant disembodied voice said

work with me on this honey

go buy a ticket!
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Old 03-25-2008, 10:57 PM   #2
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Old 03-25-2008, 11:07 PM   #3
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lmao
I second that.
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Old 03-25-2008, 11:08 PM   #4
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Old 03-26-2008, 06:24 PM   #5
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hilarious!
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Old 03-30-2008, 03:35 AM   #6
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Old 03-30-2008, 06:21 PM   #7
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