Robin Williams 11 step plan.

GlockMeister · 04-10-2008, 03:16 AM

OK, I for the life of me CAN NOT remember where I got this or found this. Maybe it's been on here before? I couldn't find it when I searched anyhow. Maybe some have seen it/read it before? Maybe some haven't. Either way, I think it's a riot and felt the need to share it with all of you. You gotta love Robin Williams. He's a riot. IMHO that is...

ROBIN WILLIAMS' 11 STEP PLAN

1. "The United States will apologize to the world for all of its 'interference'
in their affairs, PAST AND PRESENT". You know, like Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin,
Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein and the rest of the 'Good Ole Boys'. Sorry
about that, we will never interfere again.

2. Next time there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
will not 'interfere'. They can go pray to Allah or whomever, for food, seeds,
rain, cement, or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen by their leaders anyway.

3. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East and the Philippines. They don't want us there anyway! Those troops would be stationed on our borders 'North and South'!! No one would be allowed into our country.

4. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs in order and can get the hell out of the United States. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. They're 'ILLEGAL' ! Hey France will welcome them.

5. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and would be limited to only a 90 day stay, unless given a special permit! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed into the United States. If you don't like it where you are change it yourselves, go back to item 1. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We are full up with cab drivers, 7/11 clerks and gas station attendants.

6. Offer our "GOOD friends" The Saudi's and the other O.P.E.C. nations $10.00 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it then we will go somewhere else. About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would convince them of the wisdom of our offer.

7. The United States will actually make an effort to become self sufficient,
energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy. This also will require drilling for oil in the Alaskan wilderness, the Caribou will just have to cope for a while or until they can vote.

8. Ship the United Nations to some isolated island. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

9. The language we speak in the United States is 'English'...learn it or leave.

10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way no one can call us 'The Ugly Americans'.

11. Take the torch out of the Statue of Liberty's hand and replace it with a
baseball bat. Then change the slogan from ' Give me your tired, your poor , your huddled masses', to 'You Want a Piece Of Me. Bring it on'.

troy2000 · 04-10-2008, 04:48 AM

Not authored by Robin Williams. It's been kicking around in one form or another for about five years now...

The 11th item is a paraphrase of a joke Williams really made, and wasn't on the original list. When it was added, people started attributing the whole thing to him.

Windwalker · 04-10-2008, 07:04 AM

Well, whoever wrote it put some thought in it. I would have worded #1 and #11 a little differently but if all 11 were put in place our Country would be much stronger and it would solve a lot of our current problems if enforced.

CalifgirlinOk · 04-10-2008, 07:59 AM

I don't care who wrote it,I like it anyway!!! Robin Williams is a funny comedian but sometimes I can't understand him because he talks so fast.....

TXplt · 04-10-2008, 08:56 AM

+1 to all but the charm and beauty school...

very nice.

Seabeescotty · 04-10-2008, 10:04 AM

Heck, I LIKE charm and beauty! I'd prob'ly flunk if I had to attend, kinda set in my backwoods, backwards ways! But it sure is a nice list of to dos.

ArkansasHunter · 04-10-2008, 10:15 AM

I liked it too !!!

Seabeescotty · 04-10-2008, 10:19 AM

Darn it, with all the troops home, we could keep EVERYONE out!!!

AKHunter · 04-10-2008, 10:56 AM

Whoever authored it, gets my appreciation.

Seabeescotty · 04-10-2008, 10:59 AM

Mine, too!!!

stalebiscuit · 04-10-2008, 11:47 AM

Mad Hatter · 04-10-2008, 06:09 PM

My gal and I met him by accident after a movie shoot for Old Dogs last summer. I never cared for him, but he seemed to be a regular guy...

Coeloptera · 04-10-2008, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TXplt

+1 to all but the charm and beauty school...

very nice.

I like #10!

2, 4, and 7 are nice, too.

- Coeloptera

7mmremmag1995 · 04-10-2008, 07:28 PM

#4 should be 30 minutes not 90 days. or open illegal season

Hemmingway · 04-11-2008, 12:30 AM

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!
These are defiantly words to live by, to make our great country what she needs to be.

Old timer · 04-11-2008, 06:27 PM

Well done. I think I will pass this one around.

04-10-2008, 04:48 AM	#2
troy2000 Resident Armed Liberal Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Southern California Posts: 8,884 Trader Rating: (0)	Not authored by Robin Williams. It's been kicking around in one form or another for about five years now... The 11th item is a paraphrase of a joke Williams really made, and wasn't on the original list. When it was added, people started attributing the whole thing to him. __________________ If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. -Anatole France

04-10-2008, 07:04 AM	#3
Windwalker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 3,199 Trader Rating: (0)	Well, whoever wrote it put some thought in it. I would have worded #1 and #11 a little differently but if all 11 were put in place our Country would be much stronger and it would solve a lot of our current problems if enforced. __________________ America: Love it and protect it or leave it

04-10-2008, 08:56 AM	#5
TXplt Lost in the Ozone Again Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Fort Worth, TX Posts: 2,223 Trader Rating: (0)	+1 to all but the charm and beauty school... very nice. __________________ Old fighter pilots never die.....They just wind up in Texas

04-10-2008, 10:04 AM	#6
Seabeescotty Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Jay, Oklahoma, God's country. Posts: 3,669 Trader Rating: (0)	Heck, I LIKE charm and beauty! I'd prob'ly flunk if I had to attend, kinda set in my backwoods, backwards ways! But it sure is a nice list of to dos. __________________ Adapt, improvise, overcome.-Gysgt Highway, Heartbreak Ridge

04-10-2008, 10:19 AM	#8
Seabeescotty Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Jay, Oklahoma, God's country. Posts: 3,669 Trader Rating: (0)	Darn it, with all the troops home, we could keep EVERYONE out!!! __________________ Adapt, improvise, overcome.-Gysgt Highway, Heartbreak Ridge

04-10-2008, 03:16 AM	#1
GlockMeister Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northern Illinois Posts: 4,852 Trader Rating: (0)	Robin Williams 11 step plan. OK, I for the life of me CAN NOT remember where I got this or found this. Maybe it's been on here before? I couldn't find it when I searched anyhow. Maybe some have seen it/read it before? Maybe some haven't. Either way, I think it's a riot and felt the need to share it with all of you. You gotta love Robin Williams. He's a riot. IMHO that is... ROBIN WILLIAMS' 11 STEP PLAN 1. "The United States will apologize to the world for all of its 'interference' in their affairs, PAST AND PRESENT". You know, like Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein and the rest of the 'Good Ole Boys'. Sorry about that, we will never interfere again. 2. Next time there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not 'interfere'. They can go pray to Allah or whomever, for food, seeds, rain, cement, or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen by their leaders anyway. 3. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East and the Philippines. They don't want us there anyway! Those troops would be stationed on our borders 'North and South'!! No one would be allowed into our country. 4. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs in order and can get the hell out of the United States. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. They're 'ILLEGAL' ! Hey France will welcome them. 5. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and would be limited to only a 90 day stay, unless given a special permit! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed into the United States. If you don't like it where you are change it yourselves, go back to item 1. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We are full up with cab drivers, 7/11 clerks and gas station attendants. 6. Offer our "GOOD friends" The Saudi's and the other O.P.E.C. nations $10.00 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it then we will go somewhere else. About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would convince them of the wisdom of our offer. 7. The United States will actually make an effort to become self sufficient, energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy. This also will require drilling for oil in the Alaskan wilderness, the Caribou will just have to cope for a while or until they can vote. 8. Ship the United Nations to some isolated island. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens. 9. The language we speak in the United States is 'English'...learn it or leave. 10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way no one can call us 'The Ugly Americans'. 11. Take the torch out of the Statue of Liberty's hand and replace it with a baseball bat. Then change the slogan from ' Give me your tired, your poor , your huddled masses', to 'You Want a Piece Of Me. Bring it on'. __________________ I'd rather be tried by 12 than carried by 6! Last edited by GlockMeister; 04-10-2008 at 03:21 AM.

04-10-2008, 07:59 AM	#4
CalifgirlinOk Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 2,237 Trader Rating: (0)	I don't care who wrote it,I like it anyway!!! Robin Williams is a funny comedian but sometimes I can't understand him because he talks so fast..... __________________ "Most of the troubles in the world is caused by people wanting to be important". T.S.Eliot

04-10-2008, 10:15 AM	#7
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,465 Trader Rating: (0)	I liked it too !!!

04-10-2008, 10:56 AM	#9
AKHunter Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Alaska Posts: 903 Trader Rating: (0)	Whoever authored it, gets my appreciation.

04-10-2008, 10:59 AM	#10
Seabeescotty Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Jay, Oklahoma, God's country. Posts: 3,669 Trader Rating: (0)	Mine, too!!! __________________ Adapt, improvise, overcome.-Gysgt Highway, Heartbreak Ridge

04-10-2008, 11:47 AM	#11
stalebiscuit Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: atlanta, but much rather be in valdosta Posts: 1,344 Trader Rating: (0)	nice

04-10-2008, 06:09 PM	#12
Mad Hatter Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Connecticut Posts: 456 Trader Rating: (0)	My gal and I met him by accident after a movie shoot for Old Dogs last summer. I never cared for him, but he seemed to be a regular guy... Last edited by Mad Hatter; 04-11-2008 at 02:51 PM.

04-10-2008, 07:28 PM	#14
7mmremmag1995 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,273 Trader Rating: (0)	#4 should be 30 minutes not 90 days. or open illegal season __________________ Just LeDoux it

04-11-2008, 12:30 AM	#15
Hemmingway Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Organ, NM Posts: 22 Trader Rating: (0)	GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!! These are defiantly words to live by, to make our great country what she needs to be.

04-11-2008, 06:27 PM	#16
Old timer Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Michigan Posts: 28 Trader Rating: (0)	Well done. I think I will pass this one around. __________________ Political correctness is the proposition, that it is possible to pick-up a turd by the clean end!!