A few jokes I ran across about our favorite president
A black comedian on Canadian TV once said...
"Yep, that's right - I will miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President."
#1 - He played the sax
#2 - He smoked weed
#3 - He had his way with ugly white women. Even now, look at him! His wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check from the government every month.
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Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves with 'Clinton Soup' in honor of one of the nation's most distinguished men. It consists mainly of a weenie and hot water.
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Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.
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When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Bill Clinton replied, "I don't know. I've never had one."
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The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."
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Clinton will be recorded as the only President in history to do Hanky Panky between Bushes.
