It's fun to cook for Jim. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said to beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.
Jim wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing so I didn't dress. What a surprise when Jim brought a friend home for supper.
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it improved the rice any.
Today Jim asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Jim asked me why I was rolling around in the garden.
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.
Jim did the shopping today and brought home a chicken He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I don't have any clothes that fit it, and for some reason Jim keeps counting to ten.
Jim's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius.. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.
GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week! I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Jim. If I can talk Jim into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with a chocolate moose.
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[I]You know you might be facing your doom,when all you get is a click when you're expecting a BOOM!:( [/I]
Sounds like my sister. She doesn't cook - at all! They go out to eat or microwave stuff. She used her oven ONCE in several years - when Dad gave her some cookie dough. Came out edible.
A few later, she and BIL buy a new/old house in town. She says she ordered a new stove/oven for the house. I says, "Why!? You never cook!"
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