Warning to the United States

neophyte · 04-28-2008, 06:55 PM

This morning, from somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration Mohammad Omar warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut of America's supply of convenience store managers. And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell Computer customer service reps. Motel 6 Managers Dunkin Donuts clerks and liquor store cashiers::::::::::

Who knew it would come to this: It's getting UGLY

MrsS · 04-28-2008, 06:57 PM

Oh neophyte......what will America do? Next they will cut out our supply of Doctors!

Brother Bob · 04-28-2008, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by neophyte

This morning, from somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration Mohammad Omar warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut of America's supply of convenience store managers. And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell Computer customer service reps. Motel 6 Managers Dunkin Donuts clerks and liquor store cashiers::::::::::

Who knew it would come to this: It's getting UGLY

You just made my day! LMAO!

Midas · 04-28-2008, 07:23 PM

*gasp* this is an outrage!

tonystewartfan · 04-28-2008, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neophyte

This morning, from somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration Mohammad Omar warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut of America's supply of convenience store managers. And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell Computer customer service reps. Motel 6 Managers Dunkin Donuts clerks and liquor store cashiers::::::::::

Who knew it would come to this: It's getting UGLY

Good one. I love it.

Windwalker · 04-28-2008, 07:28 PM

LOL Gasp,OMG you mean we would have to fill these positions with Americans or would the employers just fill them with illegal aliens?

Midas · 04-28-2008, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Windwalker

LOL Gasp,OMG you mean we would have to fill these positions with Americans or would the employers just fill them with illegal aliens?

Don't you understand? this could bring about the end of the United States

Seabeescotty · 04-28-2008, 07:46 PM

My oh my! What will we do? We won't be able to stand at a counter, trying to figger what that person is saying, scratching our heads, at a loss because we can't just give the gas back and leave, wondering if the person is cussing, making fun, or REALLY can't speak english!!!!!!! I can't imagine a nicer thang for ole Omar to do to us, come on and MAKE MY DAY!!!!! LMAO way too much!

Death Metal · 04-28-2008, 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neophyte

This morning, from somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration Mohammad Omar warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut of America's supply of convenience store managers. And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell Computer customer service reps. Motel 6 Managers Dunkin Donuts clerks and liquor store cashiers::::::::::

Who knew it would come to this: It's getting UGLY

oh.. crap.......

stalebiscuit · 04-28-2008, 10:11 PM

i thought it was serious before, now its just getting down right ugly

TXplt · 04-28-2008, 10:13 PM

bbbb...but I was just starting to understand them

iareConfusE · 04-28-2008, 10:19 PM

I think you're mistaking Indians for Iraqis.....

FISHPOND · 04-28-2008, 10:45 PM

We are in for it now!!! Wait, maybe my brother can get a job now....

Mooseman684 · 04-28-2008, 11:22 PM

The NERVE of those Talibans....

.22hustler · 04-29-2008, 07:04 AM

the b*stards!!

Rave · 04-29-2008, 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Windwalker

LOL Gasp,OMG you mean we would have to fill these positions with Americans or would the employers just fill them with illegal aliens?

Probably the latter.

ArkansasHunter · 04-29-2008, 09:41 AM

Don't let the door hit'em !!! when they walk out !!!

Old Timer2 · 04-30-2008, 10:27 AM

Does this mean the dots will disappear from their foreheads, as well?

redhed · 04-30-2008, 10:45 AM

You forgot about gas station managers also.

My oh my whatever shall we do?

You mean some able bodied person on welfare might JUST have a job available for them?

GASP!! Oh the HUMANITY!!!

JASON6969 · 04-30-2008, 10:50 AM

OMG!!I GOTTO RUN TO TOWN NOW AND BUY SEVERAL EXTRA CARTONS OF MY GENERIC CIGARETTES!!BEFORE ITS TOOO LATE!!!AAAAAGGGHHH

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MrsS Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Originally from the 26th state of the union; now living in the 16th. Posts: 1,380	Oh neophyte......what will America do? Next they will cut out our supply of Doctors! __________________ Gun Control...is the ability to hit your target.

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Windwalker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 3,536	LOL Gasp,OMG you mean we would have to fill these positions with Americans or would the employers just fill them with illegal aliens? __________________ America: Love it and protect it or leave it

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Seabeescotty Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Jay, Oklahoma, God's country. Posts: 3,984 Images: 18 Blog Entries: 1	My oh my! What will we do? We won't be able to stand at a counter, trying to figger what that person is saying, scratching our heads, at a loss because we can't just give the gas back and leave, wondering if the person is cussing, making fun, or REALLY can't speak english!!!!!!! I can't imagine a nicer thang for ole Omar to do to us, come on and MAKE MY DAY!!!!! LMAO way too much! __________________ Adapt, improvise, overcome.-Gysgt Highway, Heartbreak Ridge

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stalebiscuit Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: atlanta, but much rather be in valdosta Posts: 1,561	i thought it was serious before, now its just getting down right ugly

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redhed Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Armpit, Illinois, USA Posts: 328	You forgot about gas station managers also. My oh my whatever shall we do? You mean some able bodied person on welfare might JUST have a job available for them? GASP!! Oh the HUMANITY!!! __________________ I'm a member of PETA. People Eating Tasty Animals!

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JASON6969 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Vidalia GEORGIA Posts: 125	OMG!!I GOTTO RUN TO TOWN NOW AND BUY SEVERAL EXTRA CARTONS OF MY GENERIC CIGARETTES!!BEFORE ITS TOOO LATE!!!AAAAAGGGHHH __________________ THE MIND IS THE BEST WEAPON