Going to a wedding tomorrow...

tippmann7 · 07-12-2008, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by toolman

put on a suit and TIE

lol everyone hates ties idk why but i dont either and have never met any one who likes ties.

Oxford · 07-13-2008, 10:44 AM

Toolman...I've been to lots of weddings...and too many were like what you just described. I think weddings are partly a woman's way to let everyone know their guy is hooked...and to quit hitting on him from then on.

Very little about the actual ceremony reflects the real lifestyle of their future.

Everyone gets dressed up too much, smiles a lot, drinks too much, eats too much, dances too much, or whatever they want to do...and goes back home to the real world of figuring how to pay their bills and lose weight.

It's similar go going to funerals in many ways...except for a few variances.

mym1a · 07-13-2008, 04:55 PM

toolman I feel your pain maybe you should give the lovely couple a gift certificate to a good divorce attorney???????

toolman · 07-13-2008, 05:55 PM

On the plus side, there was a smoking hot...er, I mean, very attractive young lady in attendance. I'm guessing 6", 120 lbs, blonde, model-type wearing a snakeskin print mini-dress and heels. My wife remarked about how gorgeous she was and didn't even slap me when I took a second (ok, hundredth!) look just to verify her statement!

TACAV · 07-13-2008, 07:11 PM

lol i just got back from a wedding out of state, one of the guys i went to college with. It was really nice, I got to see a lot of old friends whom I havnt seen in a while, and get a lot of 5 star food in the process :P heehee

GDawg · 07-13-2008, 07:30 PM

Wedding Crashers... the movie. 'nuff said.

I was a best man at a guys wedding in Vegas. Never figured out how I got the honor but I was a coworker and I was the forth (last) best man. And as true friends would do, we got him so liquored up before the wedding that he could hardly stand. After the wedding and the reception was done they (the groom and bride) left to drive to their honeymoon somewhere in lower Utah. When he came back something looked odd about him. We engineers (at the time) figured it out... he was wearing heavy make up to hide his blackeye. He had stopped for gas with his beautiful bride and picked a fight at the gas station and got his ass kicked! It was classic. She was pissed!!!

They got divorced within two years... But damn she looked good in her $5,000.00 dress!

I took my bride to "The Little White Wedding" chapel in Vegas... she was lucky we didn't go through the drive through... LOL!

13 years before I found out she decided to cheat on me on my credit cards.

Damn she was hot but not that hot... pictures upon request... lol! Nothing nude...

LefthandShooter · 07-13-2008, 07:52 PM

Was engaged for 2 years-broke up.
Then engaged for 8 years: broke up.
Met a pretty lady on a bling date, married 11 months later. That was over 15 years ago and still madly in love with each other!

Now she buys me guns!

snuffysmith · 07-14-2008, 10:50 AM

I remember the best wedding I ever went to (my own included). A couple where my wife an I worked were getting married and we HAD to go. Big church, the works. I'm sitting,there bored to death and this lady that we worked with (a secretary) got up to sing some dopey girl song, you know the kind. Now, she was BIG, six ft. if she was an inch, at least 350. She sang good though. She sang a couple of songs and when she got finished, I got up and started to leave. My wife says "Where are you going"?
I replied, "time to leave, the fat lady has sung". That did not go over very well, although some guy in the pew behind me lost it completely. I looked back and he is trying to breath, he is laughing so hard, his wife is banging on him, I don't think she was concerned about his breathing, she was just banging. Needless to say, I'm catching H*** in my own pew, trying not to laugh too loud, it was funny, you had to have been there.
The reception was the best party I have ever been to in my life, lasted till three am.

Snuffy

07-13-2008, 10:44 AM	#22
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,094 Blog Entries: 4	Toolman...I've been to lots of weddings...and too many were like what you just described. I think weddings are partly a woman's way to let everyone know their guy is hooked...and to quit hitting on him from then on. Very little about the actual ceremony reflects the real lifestyle of their future. Everyone gets dressed up too much, smiles a lot, drinks too much, eats too much, dances too much, or whatever they want to do...and goes back home to the real world of figuring how to pay their bills and lose weight. It's similar go going to funerals in many ways...except for a few variances. __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

07-13-2008, 05:55 PM	#24
toolman Mr. Fixit Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: abilene,tx Posts: 5,852 Blog Entries: 24	On the plus side, there was a smoking hot...er, I mean, very attractive young lady in attendance. I'm guessing 6", 120 lbs, blonde, model-type wearing a snakeskin print mini-dress and heels. My wife remarked about how gorgeous she was and didn't even slap me when I took a second (ok, hundredth!) look just to verify her statement! __________________ cosmoline is an aphrodisiac!

07-13-2008, 07:11 PM	#25
TACAV Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 757	lol i just got back from a wedding out of state, one of the guys i went to college with. It was really nice, I got to see a lot of old friends whom I havnt seen in a while, and get a lot of 5 star food in the process :P heehee __________________ Zombies don't hold grudges, discriminate, or negotiate- Neither should you. -The Zen of Zombie-

07-13-2008, 07:52 PM	#27
LefthandShooter Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: In A House in NE Ohio! Posts: 1,756	Was engaged for 2 years-broke up. Then engaged for 8 years: broke up. Met a pretty lady on a bling date, married 11 months later. That was over 15 years ago and still madly in love with each other! Now she buys me guns! __________________ CHRISTMAS: Celebrating Christ's Birth and the Gift of Eternal Life!

07-14-2008, 10:50 AM	#28
snuffysmith Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: central Arkansas Posts: 580	I remember the best wedding I ever went to (my own included). A couple where my wife an I worked were getting married and we HAD to go. Big church, the works. I'm sitting,there bored to death and this lady that we worked with (a secretary) got up to sing some dopey girl song, you know the kind. Now, she was BIG, six ft. if she was an inch, at least 350. She sang good though. She sang a couple of songs and when she got finished, I got up and started to leave. My wife says "Where are you going"? I replied, "time to leave, the fat lady has sung". That did not go over very well, although some guy in the pew behind me lost it completely. I looked back and he is trying to breath, he is laughing so hard, his wife is banging on him, I don't think she was concerned about his breathing, she was just banging. Needless to say, I'm catching H*** in my own pew, trying not to laugh too loud, it was funny, you had to have been there. The reception was the best party I have ever been to in my life, lasted till three am. Snuffy __________________ time & weather changes everything KTALGSTO

07-13-2008, 04:55 PM	#23
mym1a Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,313	toolman I feel your pain maybe you should give the lovely couple a gift certificate to a good divorce attorney???????

07-13-2008, 07:30 PM	#26
GDawg Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Not in Colorado... anymore... Posts: 987	Wedding Crashers... the movie. 'nuff said. I was a best man at a guys wedding in Vegas. Never figured out how I got the honor but I was a coworker and I was the forth (last) best man. And as true friends would do, we got him so liquored up before the wedding that he could hardly stand. After the wedding and the reception was done they (the groom and bride) left to drive to their honeymoon somewhere in lower Utah. When he came back something looked odd about him. We engineers (at the time) figured it out... he was wearing heavy make up to hide his blackeye. He had stopped for gas with his beautiful bride and picked a fight at the gas station and got his ass kicked! It was classic. She was pissed!!! They got divorced within two years... But damn she looked good in her $5,000.00 dress! I took my bride to "The Little White Wedding" chapel in Vegas... she was lucky we didn't go through the drive through... LOL! 13 years before I found out she decided to cheat on me on my credit cards. Damn she was hot but not that hot... pictures upon request... lol! Nothing nude...