Old 07-18-2008, 04:34 AM   #1
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To Lease or Buy?? Age old Question.

Basic Accounting Principles.













After 5 years of marriage, Paul McCartney paid Heather Mills $49 million. Assuming he had
sex with her every night during their relationship it cost him $26,849 per time.


This is Heather.

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On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl, Kristen, charges $4,000 an hour.


This is Kristen.

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Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her.


All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

Sometimes renting makes far more sense.


OK the pictures didn't come through but you get the drift!
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Old 07-18-2008, 04:41 AM   #2
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Who is Kristen ?
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Old 07-18-2008, 04:44 AM   #3
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Who is Kristen ?
The call girl that Elliot Spitzer, the crime-busting, upright Attorney General of New York was playing with...
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Old 07-18-2008, 04:48 AM   #4
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Who is Kristen ?

Reportedly
Kristen gave an interview with the New York Times and revealed her real name: Ashley R. Youmans which was legally changed to Ashley Rae Maika DiPietro. However, on MySpace, fans know the 22-year-old as Ashley Alexandra Dupré. So, we’ll go with that.

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Did she have an affair with McCarney or was you useing her as an example ?
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Old 07-18-2008, 04:54 AM   #6
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Did she have an affair with McCarney or was you useing her as an example ?

No, just using her as an accounting example!
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Old 07-22-2008, 03:59 PM   #7
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See thats what makes me mad, you will never see quality accounting principles like that in government schools!
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Old 07-22-2008, 04:05 PM   #8
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$4,ooo an hour??? still cheaper to lease
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Old 07-22-2008, 04:50 PM   #9
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There's a saying that if it Flies, Floats or ^^^ it's cheaper to rent than to buy.

Having said that, it's unlikely a hooker would want to spend time with me, be a friend and companion, and have conversation when I'm old and poor.

There are some things $ can't buy.

I guess if you're going to marry, make sure you do it wisely. If not, yes, rent !
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Old 07-22-2008, 05:13 PM   #10
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can't afford to drive a rolls so i drive an 88 dodge p/u and a 08 toyota??? still get to drive !!!!! the age old question to the oldest profession??????? how much can you afford?

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Old 07-22-2008, 06:11 PM   #11
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What a mess!!!

I wish this attractive young woman had put her life to better use.

Spitzer is just another "I'll tell you what to do but I don't have to do it
myself elitist wanna be bigger and bigger politico" who go caught.

With all the money the ex-Beatle has he should have invested in a world of legal advice to get the bulletproof pre-nup.
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Old 07-22-2008, 06:20 PM   #12
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right or wrong, moral or immoral she will survive! at least in this world
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