07-21-2008, 09:51 PM
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#1 | | Firearm Enthusiast
Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: australia
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| NO SEX SINCE 1955
A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college.
There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
'Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?'
'Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature.'
'The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, 'It looks like you have seen a lot of action.'
'Yes, ma'am, a lot of action.'
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, 'You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself.'
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally the young lady said, 'You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?'
'1955, ma'am.'
'Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955!
She took his hand, led him to a private room and proceeded to relax him several times.
Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, 'Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!'
The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his serious voice, 'I hope not, it's only 2130 now.'
(Don't ya love military time?!)
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07-21-2008, 10:04 PM
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#2 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Missouri
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|  Outstanding!!!
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07-21-2008, 10:11 PM
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#3 | | Retired Moderator
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I'm still laughing Sambar. And...I've sent on to my crazy friends.
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07-21-2008, 10:37 PM
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#4 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: pheasant country USA!
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LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
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07-21-2008, 11:19 PM
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#5 | | Freedom Zealot
Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Anchortown, Alaska
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Right on... I got sidetracked as I was born in 1955!!! So you ambushed me !!
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07-21-2008, 11:28 PM
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#6 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: North Texas
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LOL, that was good.
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07-22-2008, 04:13 PM
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#7 | | Firearm Enthusiast
Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Norman, OK
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thats just funny
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07-22-2008, 05:12 PM
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#8 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oklahoma
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Very nice. I have some great memories in the 1950's myself. LOL
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07-22-2008, 05:17 PM
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#9 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Charlotte, NC
Posts: 14,038
|  Good one
sambar: Sir; you just want do 
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07-22-2008, 11:37 PM
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#10 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Jul 2004
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That was freaking great!
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07-23-2008, 02:57 PM
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#11 | | Resident Curmudgeon
Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: New York
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I just betcha that coed was a blonde!
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