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Old 07-22-2008, 02:24 PM   #1
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Thumbs up Amish farmer meets muslim...
An Amish farmer, while walking through his field, notices a man kneeling down and drinking from his farm pond. The Amish farmer shouts: Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen!

(Which means: Don't drink the water, the pigs have crapped in it!)

The kneeling man shouts back: I'm a Muslim, I don't understand you. I speak Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred tongue of Islam, speak in English.

The Amish farmer says: Use two hands, you'll get more.
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Old 07-22-2008, 02:51 PM   #2
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hehehe! good one!
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Old 07-23-2008, 09:45 AM   #4
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Scottish folk dont speak english?
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Old 07-23-2008, 10:35 AM   #5
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No, they speak Scottish. LOL !!
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Old 07-23-2008, 10:41 AM   #6
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Quote:       Originally Posted by SoDakHunter View Post
Scottish folk dont speak english?

Yes, Scottish folk speak English but English folk don't speak Scots!!!
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Old 07-24-2008, 09:32 AM   #7
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Yes, Scottish folk speak English but English folk don't speak Scots!!!
As in, "It's a braw, brecht moonlecht necht, och ay?"

(Clan MacNeill of Barra, btw...)"Cuimhnich Air Na Daoine o'n D'thainig thu." (Remember the men from whom you have come)
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Old 07-24-2008, 09:37 AM   #8
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As in, "It's a braw, brecht moonlecht necht, och ay?"

Aye, right!
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