My friend passed out on the beach in Destin for four hours, and got a horrible sunburn, specifically to the front of his legs above his knees.
He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed
with second-degree burns. With his skin already starting to blister, and the
severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding
with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.
The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, 'What good will Viagra do for
him, Doctor?
The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll keep
the sheets off his legs!!!'
