[LiveToShoot]

A Farmer


A farmer, walking down a country road, notices a man
drinking from his pond with his hand.

The farmer shouted: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Di kuhen
haben dahin gesheissen.'

Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows
just shit in it.'

The man shouted back: 'I'm from New York and just
down here campaigning for Obama, I can't understand
you. Please speak in English.'

The farmer replied: 'Use two hands, you'll get
more.'

In GOD We Trust

[KingMusa45]

i saw this joke in another post on this site and that time the drinker was a Muslim.
it wasn't funny then ether.

[toolman]

Quote:       Originally Posted by KingMusa45

i saw this joke in another post on this site and that time the drinker was a Muslim. it wasn't funny then ether.

A tad frustrated are we?

[Sooner Shooter]

Good one!

[troy2000]

And I've seen it before as a Welsh farmer talking to an Englishman; Wunhunglo says he's seen it as a Scottish farmer vs an Englishman. I think it's funny no matter who gets plugged into the two roles, and people shouldn't take it personally as an attack on their particular race, ethnicity or religion.

[billy]

i saw it as an amish farmer and a salesman

and yes it is funny

[KingMusa45]

Quote:       Originally Posted by toolman

A tad frustrated are we?

nope not really.
i'm not a fan of obama at all, and even though i'm a muslim it would take a lot more then a joke to offend me.
i personally love a good joke no matter who it's making fun of but i'm sorry this one wasn't funny.

[SwedeSteve]

Mildly humorous.

[zseese]

I honestly chuckle a little bit every time I hear it because of the plethora of victims that are included each different time