Old 08-14-2008, 07:51 PM   #1
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Question harsh joke!

"What do you call a dog with wings?"
Answer: Linda McCartney!
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Old 08-14-2008, 08:48 PM   #2
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"What do you call a dog with wings?"
Answer: Linda McCartney!

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Old 08-14-2008, 08:55 PM   #3
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strange response
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Old 08-14-2008, 09:18 PM   #4
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Harsh Joke!
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Old 08-14-2008, 10:24 PM   #5
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Harsh Joke!
you must be a linda fan.
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Old 08-15-2008, 06:36 AM   #6
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That's mean, but it's funny.
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Old 08-15-2008, 06:43 AM   #7
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i thought so too!
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Old 08-15-2008, 07:29 AM   #8
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That's mean Mr.billy..!!
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Old 08-15-2008, 07:36 AM   #9
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hopefully ol dogface dont read G&G!


linda
if you can read this
I AM SORRY!
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Old 08-15-2008, 07:41 AM   #10
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How about Yoko Ono..??? She's nothing to look at...!!! It's my turn to be mean!
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Old 08-15-2008, 07:48 AM   #11
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i heard an insult recently i thought was funny.
next time you get mad at somebody.
call em a YOKO ONER!
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Old 08-15-2008, 07:52 AM   #12
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I like that one better...
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Old 08-15-2008, 07:58 AM   #13
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glad to be of service my dear.
we dont hafta worry about ol yoko gettin insulted.
i doubt she can read.
i KNOW she cant sing!!!!!!!!!
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Old 08-15-2008, 07:58 AM   #14
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she sounds like a cat on fire
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I can sing much better than her after smoking a pack of cigs one after another all day long.Her so called singing voice has made a lot of people go deaf and CRAZY..
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Old 08-15-2008, 01:43 PM   #16
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Good joke billy !! Ditto on Yoko.
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"What do you call a dog with wings?"
Answer: Linda McCartney!
Hi Billy,

When I first saw your post I immediately thought of Heather Mills, McCartney's current x-wife. Not being very familiar with Linda McCartney, I had assumed it was his current x-wife and thats why I posted the 'piranha' site. Heather as you may know received a 50 mil settlement.
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Old 08-16-2008, 06:30 PM   #18
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she sounds like a cat on fire
And you know what this sounds like how?
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And you know what this sounds like how?
i burn cats alive for a hobby.
dont you?
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i burn cats alive for a hobby.
dont you?
Burn no. In my younger days shoot them? Yes.
Tastes like chicken.
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