The Audubon Zoo in New Orleans had acquired a very rare species of
> gorilla named Priscilla. Within a few weeks, she became very horny,
and
> difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian
> determined the problem.
>
> The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there were no male
> gorillas of the species available. While reflecting on their problem,
the
> park administrators noticed their best employee, Boudreaux, working
near
her
> cage. Boudreaux, like most Cajuns, often bragged about how
> he could satisfy any female of ANY species. So, the park
administrators
> thought they might have a solution. Boudreaux was approached with a
> proposition. Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for
$500?
> Boudreaux scratched his head, looked at Priscilla and said he would
have
to
> think about it.!
>
> The following day, Boudreaux said that he would accept their offer,
but
> only under three conditions. "Firse," he said, "I don't got ta kiss
> her. Second...you muss never told no one 'bout dis." The park
> administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what
was
> his third condition. "Well, da tird ting," said Boudreaux, "You gotta
give
> me another week to come up with the $500."
>
